My cat brings me presents all the time! He gifts me his toys. Though he stands there mewing until I literally say thank you so he’s really in it for the praise high.

Thanks for posting the Prince Ali shot for reference. As a UNI grad, nothing will ever top that shot(arguably the ballsiest shot in the history of the tourney), but this one came close. I’m still drunk and texting people I went to college with that I haven’t spoken to in years.

Same!!

I think I say this every time I go to the grocery store.

There is nothing wrong with the car if what you are looking for is reliable transportation from point A to point B. It doesn’t appeal to enthusiasts, because it is quite boring to drive. Jalopnik is a blog for enthusiasts, and if you post about your love for the Corolla, be ready for at least 20 replies where you get…

Hey bra- bro- brotherman!

“Some guys just walk in the light, ya know?”

New school, new babe pool...

I DIE laughing at that line every time.

I am a dude. I am a hunky dude. I am a badass hunky dude!

I’ve always loved this movie. It makes me so sad that Amanda Bynes seems to have lost herself in the time since. She would have been a powerhouse comedienne, I think.

I miss Amanda Bynes. I hope she's well. This is one of my faves. Sydney White is another good one.

all my friends and i know the script by heart and quote this movie AT LEAST once a day in some way or another. so yeah

I sometimes have my wife read Erid D. Snider’s review of this movie out loud for me when I need a laugh. (BTW, we also celebrated our tenth wedding anniversary this year). He detested it so much. I encourage you all to read it: http://www.ericdsnider.com/movies/shes-th…

I love her. I know that’s not the consensus on this site, but I think she’s awesome and hilarious and I’m so excited for this next season.

The past 10 years of my life has consisted of me referencing this movie to the great amusement of myself, while no one around me gets it or laughs because they’re too cultured and cool to have seen and savored this beautiful treasure of cinema.

I saw this for the first time for about four or five years ago. It’s the movie that won be over on Channing Tatum. He’s just so good in comedies.

Life is hard: work sucks, lovers disappoint, bosses are dicks, offspring lie... why the FUCK do TV execs keep thinking we want to electively spend MORE of our precious free time with jerkwads and charmless A-holes??

If you were going to murder someone this is EXACTLY what you’d say to throw off suspicion.