I gotta say, I'm enjoying Stiles and Scott: Liam's Surrogate Parents.

So an actual living creepypasta

The episode quote for "The Gift" is like some sort of living creepypasta nightmare:

He probably has one now, though. Doesn't he work for NPR or NYT now?

Ahh.

Don't give pizza hut ideas.

Easier and safer in prison to play along than it is to make someone more paranoid by denying.

Yeah, my guess is that the baby's probably with him and we'll find out next season.

Piper, you're rich. I'm pretty sure you have money in the bank outside prison. Just ask your brother to stop by with your ATM when you get out. Jesus.

The toothpick guard, was he the same guy from Alex's last flashback episode?

Does Stella getting max mean she'll NEVER get out of prison or just she'll have to serve her whole sentence

And she does think Alex is what, NSA? CIA? Chuck?

Did anyone else think Bennett is who called the DEA on Cesar?

I assumed Vince googling Morello was why he was trying to break up. But then love made him not.

I also had thought they'd decided not to put her in SHU, so I'm confused about why they ultimately DID.

Didn't he come out?

She DID.

That's because it was a canadian show.

Insanely, ever since MST3K ended, any of the bots voices BEYOND Trace's coming out of a human face throws me for a loop I can't escape.

I still don't believe this is real.