Someone posited the theory he might have been joking, but I think that in order for that to be true you need to have more evidence that Tim Allen is funny.

Hmm. Well, fair enough. Wonder why I heard "kid", then. Maybe BECAUSE I had the closed captioning on?

Link?

Sure sounded like it to me, and the closed captioning confirmed it.

He said kid.

Not sure how that doesn't make it a sequel.

I'm not sure why you think it's not a sequel to the movie, when they specifically reference things and characters from the movie? They even talk about the professor…

Even James? Weird!

Sure, she's allowed to be upset. She's not allowed to hold a several years long grudge and ruin other relationships of his . But she did.

I mean, do any of us really know Robert Kardashian WASN'T the Ross of the Kardashians?

Nobody seems to have noticed that while it was two new women "singing", the audio track was, in fact, Sheryl Lee and Lara Flynn Boyle.

He was really good in the People vs OJ Simpson.

HE was the best. Remember when Max let Jane fix him because he thought someone wouldn't ruin his life because he was unfixable?

…if you're broken up with someone, there's not really any expectation that you'll nt see someone else. Even if it's only been a few hours. That's why it's called a break up.

Sarah and Helena aren't the same person. Charlotte's actress may very well play young Sarah, but they wanted someone different for Helena.

The director said they needed someone who could play wild for young Helena.

I've watched "Escape the Night" and "Bad Internet". "Bad Internet" is kind of like Black Mirror through buzzfeed's eyes. If the movie you mean is "The Thinning", it's…o..kay?

I mean, maybe we could let Dark Tower actually come out before we call it "the worst adaptation ever".

"Now we're BOTH accountable."

…and…when did I say he was a guest?