Or this is just some cover for a weird science thing where all the boys get together to make Kelly LeBrock.

Would it have survived had it not fallen off the ledge?

His brows were too neat. And his hair. Also: he’s psycho.

As a bald woman your use of “hair trigger” triggers my triggers.

Diplo, is that you again?

Barring some shitty parts in Pittsburgh, Western PA is one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been to. Sure, there’s rednecks everywhere, but most of them are friendly. Ohiopyle is breathtaking and so are Linn Run, Twin Lakes, and Seven Springs. Plus, we have the Penguins. Fuck the Flyers! Yeah, the Pirates suck,…

I reported to my boss’s boss just yesterday that my boss (are you still with me?) told me in multiple salary negotiations that I don’t “need” more money because I’m a young woman with no children. Although I only mentioned it him for context in my current salary negotiations, I’ve been unsettled ever since that I did…

no, just no

omg i want to read the shit out of this book right meow.

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

If I remember correctly, you are under selling what Bundy did. He actually managed to somehow use one of his court proceedings to get married when he was refused a prison ceremony.

You know who doesn’t find anything distasteful? Chris Christie.

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

This paragraph just gets more pathetic as the ages increase.

You change your lifestyle significantly to accommodate the well being of your child. You don’t change it to accommodate the preferences of cranky adults in public spaces. Infants and children can and do fly safely. Unfortunately, they don’t always do so quietly.

Graceland was a staple of my dad’s road trip music as well, but I think the single most-played cassette was the Traveling Wilburys.

This is great news. I’ve been dying for more specific details about this relationship for years, and I will gladly pay money to hear more about it because I’m a nosy bitch.

A couple of weeks ago I came here to talk about my cat who was dying of cancer. He died in my arms this morning at the vet. My heart is broken. Here is his picture, I hope. I’ve never tried to upload a picture. Anyway, his name was Fresca, he was almost 16, and I loved him so much.

Allow themselves?

Thank you. He’s doing well, as far as his cancer is concerned. Right now we are managing his depression, which is difficult but he has a great therapist and psychiatrist.