I cannot even process how fucking perfect she looks. I need to print out this photo and mail it to myself 30 years in the future and if I don't look like this when I receive it, I will stop living.

Saying that woman who likes to go out and have sex (which is what I assume she means when she says "be naughty") in any way deserve to be raped is as stupid as saying that anyone who likes to go shopping and spend a lot of money deserves to be robbed.

but what the hell do I know, I'm blogging in a bathrobe

he's positively demure.

Get thee behind me, vagina!

Maybe she has a full length bathing costume?

Or wearing the slutty, slutty leggings.

Fuck you Boyle and your Laws.

Exactly. Every time someone votes for Obama, an angel loses his guns.

They're concerned that the technology will fail when they need it.

The original article mentions that they're afraid once smart guns become a thing, there will swiftly be a ban on all non-smart guns. The article mentions a law New Jersey passed in 2002, I think, that says once smart guns are developed, only smart guns may be purchased in the state from that time forward. I mean, all…

As much as people cry about defense and protection, how many times do you REALLY need to whip out a gun? Are there really THAT many instances where you have to contemplate deadly force against someone? I don't buy it. I've never seen the point of owning guns, because if it's loaded and ready, there's a high chance of…

Yesssssss - I really like to get my 'Life Advice' and information on how to 'Set My Girly Moral Compass' from a man who has no fucking idea about the agricultural modification and evolution of a banana.

(Moustache Man gets a little too excited about the whole "gripping" thing too.)

The crab bucket really is such an underrated fine dining accessory.

TEM's report on "The Rainbow Gulag" will always be my favorite Jezebel article.

Seriously—some of those who are hating on the sandwich would die if they knew that it's also popular in other cities.

Primanti all the things!

I know others have mentioned that she didn't actually say she doesn't like her job, but I'll also point out that a lot of people have jobs they don't like because those jobs pay more than the other jobs they could get. Not everybody has the luxury of being able to quit a good paying job.

I think this is the oppoRtunity to come out as firmly AGAINST men in jeans shorts, though.