i once went on an OkCupid date with a guy who worked at a great nonprofit that I love love loved (826 Valencia), so i figured, “hey he works at this amazing non profit in SF how terrible can he be if he teaches low income first generation students to read and write better?” i show up in a sundress and flats and he…

Jeyne Poole and Lady Stoneheart being taken out of the show are the greatest examples of misogyny in the 21st century media. THERE, I SAID IT!

When I worked at a borders in 2009 they definitely had it in print and it was a recent edition. I don’t know if that’s more or less helpful. I think the only major criticisms really of it were that there were no dynamic male characters and the only fully fleshed out ones were women (how funny, compared to the world we…

SO SO SO true on the racism front tho. WOC were so much more harshly judged. i remember. #hugs

even as a 17 year old, i knew i was better than a “new york 6.5”, whatever that meant... but thank you for the offer to ride you Harley, random 28 year old hot or not user! i AM new to college, will be 18 in 2 months, and WOULD like to ride on your motorcycle! oh wait, my dorm roommate just told me that is a really…

i’m 5’1’’ on a good day in good shoes. here’s my ticket: when in doubt of getting a bag into the overhead bin, just really do the hard sell—i mean lift it as high as you can and get those lil back wheels in first, and if it comes down to it, rest that bitch of a bag on top of your noggin because this is going to be a…

At Starbucks Co. we were told our tills were to be “dropped” when they reached $200. Even when it was during finals week at UC Davis, a high ranking med and vet school.

UNDERCUT! damn.

i will, for $250/hr., eat all the snacks in your house that you would feel too guilty to eat. fancy cheeses, craft beers, wines from Napa County, french macarons from Tartine Bakery, delivered in a custom arranged basket that I stole from work earlier today.

you shut your mouth. two words: bat nipples. BAT NIPPLES.

okkkk but i went to a prep school (ON SCHOLARSHIP!!!) and on gahhd bruh those mofuggas swear up and DOWN, that they are self made, and will listen to Notorious BIG and bob their toussled water polo playing heads, thinking, “YASSSS that’s my SH*T, someone finally knows what it means to struggle....”

what i mean is, she…

just googled phrase “Steve Buscemi dog”.... annnnnddd.... omg you guyssss, the results are magnificent.

i hate to tell him, but he’d probably be better off in Mexico. i have hosted cousins from down there, and felt extremely uncomfortable with the degrees of swearing involving using a lady’s parts as an insult for one’s best friends (NO HOMO).

I work with a bunch of men from this era and can confirm that fiction is taken from fact! ;)

If Betty hasn’t read “The Women’s Room” by Marilyn French by the late 70s, I think she would greatly enjoy it, because it is basically Betty Draper’s diary (if she were more self aware).

and i feel like an idiot for ever thinking that perhaps Drake was just a gourmand who decided to write a song about his favorite topping. GOOGLE, WHY YOU DO ME LIKE YOU DO?!

Wait wait wait.... I thought the total sum of capitalism was a) to buy materials for a low price then b) to sell them for more than you paid for them.

It does not matter if you are flipping houses, selling commodities on the NYSE, or f*cking low rent LP dresses on eBay, that’s still capitalism. (And it is still…

the mother has a legal obligation to make sure her kid gets to school every day. that’s about it.

you hang out with the wrong people then IMHO lol

Forgive me for stirring up controversy (because I don't even believe that this should be a debate), but I for one believe that Selena was only the beginning of what would have been an era of not just niche market Latin presence in pop music, as we had in the late 90s early aughts. I feel she would have ushered in an…