ok but real talk there was a girl in middle school named kelly and she would go into the bathroom every recess like clockwork and cry cry cry (for no reason! nobody said nothing to her, and i would know since i was bff with our regina george). our principal called me and the bff into the office one day and pointedly…

i think as a throwback, i will reference my first official non-naked turn-on i experienced upon witnessing the glory of seeing antonio sabato jr. plastered on the door of a best friend's older sister's bedroom closet. she used to go clubbing and listen to house music and drive a 1997 silver camaro. her name was…

I get it. The business that I work for is a small business classified as an LLC. Makes enough sense to me.

you saw my brother?

my cousin named her son Eythan. Extra y. "Deal with it, world," was her response when asked for comment.

it's about time we got some actual music writers up in here. thank yew.

hahaha no shade intended! i seriously forgot. not my fault Big Sean just has a thing for women with very little personality and brothers as accessories. #nowthatsastraightinsult #noshade

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oof! phrasing, dude.... we come from Oakland, 2Chainz/TittayBoi has seen the inside of a cell. don't need to be calling that sh*t "chain gang." lol.

here's the thing tho.... They might be super unpopular with the general public, hell, even most of their own state. But it's redlining that keeps these hateful racists in office.

dude, freakin' Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham already trademarked this idea.

to be fair, i can still stomach at least two smashing pumpkins songs on account of james iha and their various amazing bassists over the years. corgan can take a long walk off a short pier.

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well while your snarky ass was typing that :) , you could at least acknowledge that both parties don't know how to secure the Latino vote but are thirsty bitches willing to do anything to do it. Part of it stems from the problem of the parties lumping all us Latinos (from Argentina to Mexico) into one monolithic…

as a person who has friends that were undocumented and worked to get students citizenship, only to be met with the compromise of DACA, repealing it would not be the worst... But only if they could bargain for full citizenship.

actually I keep a 20 inch solid maple rolling pin as a melee weapon... In case of home invaders. And for baking!

mommy?

flaca loving the Smiths wasn't good writing, that was prolly some L.A.-ass, silver lake mofugga OITNB writer knowing a few chicanas out of the I.E. lol. them broads love New Wave.

because creating new media leads to the possibility of failure, whereas recycling things that we are certain will be successful will at the very least generate some profit.

10/10 would watch.