As a sufferer of tonic clonic and myolonic seizures, I am frequently asked by people if I have considered alternative treatments for my still not completely under control epilepsy. Other than straight up weed, people have suggested the Ketogenic diet (very strict and ineffective if you have even a little…

I just find this recent choice in girlfriend very interesting, considering it comes on the heels of a not very well kept hollywood secret re: the Cloons and a very educated Desperate Housewife who tried to get him to commit & walked away from their "arrangement" when he wouldn't. then again, my information was drawn…

I was voted the saddest book on Amazon.

i have the BITCHIN'EST prehistoric costume. my roomie sewed it for me some time in college and i looked like Pebbles (from the Flintstones, not like, the 80s R&B singer/producer). don't know if i have the midsection to support it anymore, but still—it would look rad, even with soft cheese belly.

now THIS is the voice of reason. i also saw this product and was like, "clearly designed by amateurs. all you need is a neutrogena makeup wipe, a mint, maybe those flip flops they give you for pedicures if you were in heels the night before."

something like this?

i <3 Solange. she is the poster girl for the Carefree Black Girl style. works every look!

did you recently watch "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"?! (spoiler alert!)

i also saw Birdemic in it's entirety. the first half was a terrible actor going on terrible dates with a slightly less terrible actress reading a god-awful script for like, an hour. WITH NO MENTION OF BIRDS—just dating. then the second half was randomness, filmed along the California coast with the cast pretending to…

well, i'm 5'1'' so the size thing isn't much of a concern in the bathtub arena for me unless i'm with someone.... but a MILK bath that's something new to consider, thanks for the pro-tip....

i remember my dorm roommate talking me out of going on a date with a 30 year old man who was going to pick me up on a motorcycle from our dorm. i had met him on hot or not. ah, to be young again and have virtually no concept of "what could go wrong with this plan?"

What a beautiful bathtub though! I would tell my man "this tub is absolutely not to be used for sex! this tub is strictly for lounging for hours covered in bubbles until the water gets cold, and filling with pillows on days when i am blue. let's go bang in dirty roommate's bathroom instead. he won't even notice."

i used to put my mouth too close to the hole and it would get caked with spit lol #noshame

No lie, I had a friend that used to snort it like cocaine.

Dunk-A-Roos are sadly absent from this list, and were present in my very nutritious lunches as a child. And if I never see a fucking Capri Sun again, it will be too soon! (I thought I was the only one who found a moldy one! Good to know I'm not crazy!)

The only thing I can say is.... Think about all the idiots that made it past your finish line when you were 22. If they were all winners, then judge away, friend. Otherwise, come sit by me, and have a drink. We'll pour some out for our girl Selena while we're at it.

they're so frickin' adorable, i kind of wish they WERE a couple and T Swizzle only dated the douches she dates as a cover for her blossoming romances with beautiful, down to earth supermodels and up and coming chanteusses.

When I read this sentence: "Grumpy Cat sat on the Iron Throne", I thought, "Wow, I've never read anything in the world my mother would comprehend less." Then I read, "Frank Ocean told Chipotle to fuck off," and realized there was a close second. She's an older Mexican lady, make of that what you will.

I mean, that's one way to look at it. But my mom does work primarily with recent immigrants from Mexico, Central and South America, so I'm not sure how well raising minimum wages for them so they could have more babies in the US (instead of less) would play with the CPAC crowd, lol.