Is there any way California can like, take some of your guys' snow and fill our reservoirs? We could totes use it right about now, because some of our counties are rationing H20 like we're in the Iran Contra era again (aka, the last time we had a crazy drought). K, thanks! Sincerely, someone who would lurrve a long…

i want you to be moved up from the greys so badly it hurts... i've watched a lot of documentaries on stand-up, many about women in comedy, and they have similar stories. still, always unbelievable when you hear these things are still happening. not 30, 20, 15 years ago, but like, last month, someone you know got told…

Freaking out at the idea of an O.C. reunion. So many A-shirts. So much brooding.

Your words: "Does Jerry Seinfeld, as a comedian, have a responsibility to put race and gender over humor? Because, frankly, that's dumb."

I could give a shit what Seinfeld chooses to do on a goddamned Wednesday while drinking an affogatto. He could do that with whomever he pleases.

I've followed the conversation well enough, thanks. Just not the webseries, because I can't stand Seinfeld's habit of self worship. Gotta say, he's got some bad ass cars, though.

Who, Moms Mabley?

Next challenge, name 2 female comedians of color! I'll wait....

Tig Notaro is way funnier than many comedians, but there is a reason you know Larry the Cable Guy's name and face, and she has never had a TV show, & barely got her own special this year. That reason is she is a woman and is a lesbian. Who really happens to love Taylor Dayne.

as a staff member of a personal injury firm, i have some stories, and several involve escalators. most recent case, a woman who used a personal scooter for mobility purposes was told the elevator at Kohl's was broken, but she needed to get to the 2nd floor. so the manager actually recommended that she GET ON THE…

Ooh, that "if" is important, there was a boy in my dorm who had a dome shaped like a lightbulb, and hats did NOT suit him well :(

You can blame Ne-Yo for that idiocy, I believe.

not confessing to anything here, but i've watched the ENTIRE planet earth series about 11 times through on DVD. #justsayin'

in between this, and ombre being a trend, my grown out roots and unplucked caterpillar brows have made me on point in the fashion arena. cheers to being poorly-maintained!

LINDY WEST TASTE TEST! LINDY WEST TASTE TEST!

*If you chant it, she will come.*

Hey man, I wasn't there, I was just passing on a story! Her mom (shameless, hilarious woman that she is) confessed to the deed and said it was true. So, yeah. I don't know the mechanics behind it, or how they pulled it off w/o getting caught by Disney police (I assume it was late 80's at the time?) she considered it a…

I remember being told by my OB/GYN that I should not get an IUD when I asked for it, because I hadn't had children yet. I was like, wut? I just want it because I don't want anything in my bloodstream to mess with my epilepsy medication...

Okay, STOP. Just STOP. I am having the hardest time not busting out laughing at work right now in between boring phone calls and reports, and this image made me literally bite on the edge of my tongue so hard I almost started bleeding—just so I wouldn't cackle out loud! Yous guys are gonna make me have a heart attack.

Just pump the brakes, there, friend. I just KNOW people in the great state of Florida, but was #blessed enough to be born in the true blue state of Califas. If I had to live in central Florida my whole life, shit, even Miami Dade like my homies, I would probably stick a fork in an electrical socket. No offense to…

My friend's parents apparently got it on in the Tiki Room while the she and her sister watched the show. Dunno how they pulled it off, but kudos to them. Sorry if that ruined anyone's Tiki Room memories... but hopefully it just inspired some of the more adventurous Jezzies ;)