my brother's best friend Ronald once told me, during a History Channel commercial about an upcoming documentary on George Washington, that "there's no point in watching that you know, it's not even going to be the *real* George Washington. it's just an actor."

high five! ALSO epileptic, and it DOES hurt :( waking up with mad bruises all over the place, not knowing where you are and with strangers being like, "excuse me miss, are you ok? i called an ambulance..."

it's almost Kafka-esque.

Studies have shown that students from private schools are more likely to get into Uni and end up making a lot more money; while wife-beaters and rapists are nearly all public-school educated. Sorry, no offense, but it's true.

I'm coming out of left field with this one and saying they go with a Hernandez Bros. "Love and Rockets" inspired film.

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING UP THE WASP!!! You win the nerd points for the day. I think she'd make an excellent film. Founding Avengers member, flight ability, can change size, avenging death of her father... good stuff.

HOW DARE YOU TALK TO AN ARISTOCRATIC CAPITALIST THAT WAY!! You're obviously just a jealous, bitter Marxist with a slut streak and a shamefully high N-count.

This guy sounds like Christian Grey with an even more severe Madonna/Whore complex.

i'm not gonna lie, when i first read about "blue footed boobies" in my zoobooks, i laughed pretty hard for several hours.

Orange you glad you don't use bronzer? LAWLZ.

it'd have been great if someone showed up for the class dressed like they were coming from Prague in the 1930s, acting like they misunderstood the context entirely. just to show them

REAL mexican chiming in here, only to say, have you even HEARD of a taquero? they're dudes you can pay $200 to, and they will come with a portable grill and several kinds of meat that they cook on the spot and will make tacos right there. asada, al pastor, pollo, with all the fixin's. rice & beans are extra. but you…

i saw you had some uneaten french fries and a stale chicken nugget under the seat, so i took care of it for you. take care, see you next summer! XoXo (big X=bearhugz lol)
your friend,

THANKFULLY both my roommates were home, & they handled it like mofuggin' champs! but had i been alone, i probably would have put on a tough face & talked a big game & then cried like a wee babe once they left, cos it was scary.

similar thing happened to me. when a guy from a Big O Tires came up to me while i was reading a manga comic in the waiting area while they changed my tires, we struck up a conversation. pleasant for a few minutes, got weird when he started being overly complimentary. then he just SHOWED UP AT MY APARTMENT 3 hours…

Adam Brody's younger brother apparently went to my university the year that The O.C. debuted, and all the freshman girls lost their shit trying to find out who he was, where he lived, and if he was hot as his brother so they could bang him. AND THAT EARWORM OF A THEME SONG. THX A LOT.

knowing that Ira Glass was a fan makes me feel only a little bit less ashamed of watching that show for as long as I did. which was only as long as it took for Marisa Cooper to dabble in lesbianism with Olivia Wilde, only to break her heart.

Veronica Sharks: a brooding teenage shark whose best friend was trapped in a fisherman's net somewhere off the Pacific Coast... and now she's hungry for some answers.

i'm no expert & certainly would not go toe to toe with a Ph.D. like your therapist on such a matter, but my dad is currently in a sober living home for men that makes him attend AA meetings & have a sponsor. and it is the only reason he's been able to stay clean for as long as he has (no drugs or alcohol for 6…

lindy i'm going to take a stab at your question "WHAT IS A CACIQUE", as i was under the impression that it was a dairy powerhouse in mexico best known for its many varieties of mexican cheeses. also, according to Wiktionary, a cacique is a tribal chief in the Spanish West Indies, or a kind of tropical black bird. but…

THANK YOU FOR THIS. i'm on BART at 7:45 every morning & see hella people dressed to the nines for their office jobs, supa dupa profesh. then you have fools like me, only rockin the business casual (cardigan, collared top, dark jeans, short heels/ballet flats), followed by the diaspora of the East Bay's early morning…