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Only the very wealthy will be allowed to donate sperm to sperm banks, thus ensuring only a “Pure” breed. I think I just described the Handmaid’s Tale.

And its not just lack of media representation for the students of color.That’s bad enough. The media also needs to take some responsibility for uplifting the Parkland students and constantly referring to them as brave and smart, while at the same time vilifying BLM, for basically saying the same thing.

I think it was the Time cover/similar levels of media that made them realize that Aaliyah Eastmond was getting cut out of media portrayal and they have been trying to signal boost her without putting her life in danger.

LMMFAO

Strange women lying in ponds, distrubutin’ swords sounds like it would be an improvement.

There’s IVF now - no need for that naughty sex. I can’t wait for the GOP to make sex illegal.

2 minutes? calm down there sodomite!

“Do pay attention, Weimer! I have no intentions of doing this again.”

“Dream about lean, muscular Marines taking you ever so manfully. Awaken the next day full of self-loathing. Sublimate your true urges. Pray with mother.” — Mike “Power Bottom” Pence

“And as for you, Mother, just close your eyes and think of Indiana.”

Supreme power comes from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

You need to start writing mike pence based fanfiction. Part humor, mostly depressing drama. This is creepy enough for some internet freaks to eat up.

Two minutes? Mike is doing it twice? That doesn’t seem very Christian.

Uh-oh! McMaster is out, Bolton in as Nat’l Security Advisor. This is bad. This is we’re going to war bad.

It’s like Lucy holding the football Every. Single. Time.

Exactly. They honestly believed Mitch McConnell when he said he’d consider DACA for the next round of bills/votes.

I cannot disprove your very likely statement.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. They’re still politicians at the end of the day. Lets not get ahead of ourselves ascribing qualities to them that aren’t part of the job.

Cant spell HILLARY CLINTON without BENGHAZI. #sawitonFoxNews