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The worst part, for someone with a rooting interest, is not that they lost, but that I get to hear this every year for the rest of my life when a 1 seed plays a 16 seed or every time UVA plays in the tournament. “WELL, WE ALL REMEMBER THE DEBACLE FROM 2018 JEEM.”

Stoke City can’t sign Sergio Aguero or Eden Hazard the same way that Virginia isn’t able to compete with Kentucky/Kansas/Duke for recruits. Hard to fault them for that

I’m old and don’t understand what’s happening.

THEY’RE RIOTING IN CATONSVILLE TONIGHT!

Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.

It would be very, very cool if this administration was taken down by a porn star looking for revenge. It would be beautiful.

Yes, indeed. Will we survive this with any semblance of integrity at all?

My feeling is that Vanessa Trump’s filing for divorce while her father-in-law is still in office is a definitive omen that the walls are crumbling around them. Were Mueller not closing in, there isn’t a chance she would have divorced her husband during the term. Whether this is a ploy by one or both remains to be seen.

“Let’s save these animals by shooting them for sport” has never been a coherent policy in my mind.

Dear Penthouse;

Source? I have a hard time believing the average woman lived long enough to have 30 kids.

He’s going after black & brown people.

We rule at that.

The nerve has been punched too many times. I no longer have the ability to feel outraged or upset. I am just numb and tired.

Very fair point. And he took pictures with all the rappers!

These kids give me hope for a better future.

Eh, dummies are gonna dumb. I was several weeks into boot camp when one of our drill instructors blew up on someone who kept saying “Marine Corpse.” Trump is our first ASVAB-waiver President, and those guys historically have issues with spelling.

While I don’t agree with the use of that word, I heartily agree with the sentiment!

Peak Trump.