elimanpenguinboy
EliManPenguinBoy
elimanpenguinboy

Yeah. It’s incredible that both of the following are simultaneously true:

The fucking Bills, man. They trade their starting quarterback to a team that is going to also draft a quarterback regardless. They double-fucked themselves. Hope you enjoyed that playoff game, Buffalo. You aren’t seeing another one for a looong time.

Can anyone tell me if this kid is a humanitarian ?

I want him to join the parade of aging QBs who have dropped into Minnesota for one last, failed title run.

The ride before the jump is already full of nope. What is wrong with these people?!

But Dwayne Wade showed up today, sat down with a group of students, discussed gun violence and gun reform, and pledged to continue supporting them. He’s also been wearing the name of one of the victims, Joaquin Oliver, on his sneakers and dedicated the season to him (he was a huge D Wade fan and was buried in his

Her brother is Erik Prince, the founder of the infamous mercenary outfit Blackwater. Think what kind of upbringing produces a pair of assholes like this.

Well, she is a person that wants to dismantle the public education system. I think the empty space in her chest where her heart should be is just packed with gauze.

Like checking in online at the Starbucks and posting an instagram pic of your frap.

I am sure that should would have taken all questions but she wanted to wait until AFTER she visited the school........Maybe she was worried about arousing the local bear population in Florida

I ... uh ... er ... San Dimas High School football rules!

At that point, I think remembering to turn off your GoPro is probably the least important thing on your mind.

The camera is on his head and turned on all of the time. It would take action to not continue filming.

Yeah, no thanks. Almost barfed and I wasn’t even watching in full screen

If he didn’t personally identify her and just described her “condition,” he didn’t violate HIPAA. If she hadn’t tweeted “Hey, that’s me!” no one would have known it was her.

I love the slave auction (skit) SO MUCH, and it IS distressing to say that.

Exactly. I was rolling my eyes clicking on this going, “oh, c’mon. I can’t wait to see whatever deviantart post thinks they got ripped off. No one ‘owns’ using blocky text as positive spac- ... oh, damn.”

I want these students to succeed in making this happen! Go fight hard all of you! Win this for the rest of America which desperately wants gun control but cannot get politicians to listen to our voices.

guns don’t kill people - potholes do!

They’re two of the most beautiful, charming people on the planet. Of COURSE they’re at least considering pairing up.