+1...wait...+5, no +10. +30. Now it’s +325!

But that is the issue. 60% of what she did was sitting at a keyboard. She’d check the list of a minor FIS event to see if the number of entrants was less than 30, if so she’d book airfare, show up and spend 2 minutes on her “sport”.

Her going down the run reminded me of my 80 year old dad walking across an icy parking lot.

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

I’d like to see you try and qualify for Women’s Freestyle Skiing, Patrick.

Thanks for the correction. Somehow forgot about that, probably because this just felt so much more hilarious.

I will be honest, I did not expect the first doping bust of the Olympics be from curling. And in a weird way I found my respect for it increased because of it.

Of course scandals like this are nothing new in curling. Last year at the Tournament of Hearts the Skip of the Manitoba team was busted for having a blood-alcohol level under .12. The sport still hasn’t recovered.

Or his one time media relations guy, John Barron.

I had to Google that time he made up a friend. Do you remember his imaginary friend Jim?

Not as scary as the fact that he thinks Putin is his friend.

Happy Presidents’ Day, now get 10% off bump stocks so you too can be a mass murdering nutjob with an axe to grind...

Sadly, this means that no matter how many golds Shiffrin wins in the future, either in these Games or future ones, she’ll never be able to break the record for most golds won, which will be held by her equipment.

Not to nitpick, AB, but your section could use an editor..

Just to further the point, here’s a list of the Top 5 teams in cap room this year: Cleveland ($110m), Jets ($79m), Colts ($79m), San Fran ($78m), Tampa Bay ($64m), Houston ($58m). You might notice these teams were all in last place in their division this year and the top 4 (Browns/Jets/Colts/SF) have been awful for a…

I would embrace the suck for the rest of my life if my team had the run the Pats have had.

Am I the only Pats fan who knows in his dark heart that Jimmy G will at some point apply the kill shot to the last vestiges of this unprecedented 17 year run? It is ordained, it will happen and we will once again embrace the suck.

We need to shut their bullshit down on a permanent basis.

the absolute craziest, most insane gun owners...who are also the ones who are actively defining the NRA’s policies and the political debate on the issue.

Last time I said we need to find a way to stop a nut with a gun—and that’s all I said—I get an email saying, “I’m saving my last bullet to put it right between your eyes.” Just another responsible gun owner in America.