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To claim that this makes sense because the mere idea of defense is too important is to claim that a poor defender who actively hurt his team in the field is inherently more valuable than any equivalent player who helped his team by not having the chance to doing so.

I’ll come out and say it, fuck Edgar Martinez

When did Rickey Henderson start writing for Deadspin?

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

The second one is so beautiful. The first, not so much.

I can’t even imagine how hard it is to fit into those outfits when you’re always retaining water.

Lemme guess, SCOTUS is going to make it so PA isn’t going to have to redraw this before 2018 either...

You first, Ginger.

Republicans told Democrats “You can have CHIP or DACA but not both” and instead of saying “That’s fucking stupid, pass both.” Dems said “golly jeepers when you put it that way, fuck Dreamers!” They let Republicans use what should be an easy bipartisan policy as leverage against immigrants.

No but middle aged white women in pussy hats will.

Fuck Off Walmart.

Anything to distract from the fact that they’re the nation’s largest private employer and that most of their full time employees still make under the poverty line ($26,000 a year). I’m sure those commercials will be real feel good masterpieces though.

Walmart will capitalize (intentionally or not) on the #MeToo and generally pro-women national mood by airing three 60-second films “devised” by directors Melissa McCarthy, Dee Rees, and Nancy Meyers during this year’s Academy Awards broadcast.

Nice change of pace to see a Philadelphian subjected to a battery.

First there’d be some screed from Lonzo Ball’s dad that it’s a great fit because you need a point guard to teach a point guard, not some wing scrub like Walton. Then after an 0-10 start something about how Lonzo Ball is being held back by a jealous coach who knows Lonzo is a better point guard.

Can’t wait for every nightly news discussion to debate if the very racist thing that just happened is, in fact, as racist as it appeared to be. Sometimes, and I mean only always, 2 + 2 = 4.

I GOT THIS ONE!

I find some of the content interesting

None of the people I’ve ever heard call Jane Fonda “Hanoi Jane” were veterans.

I watched the Vietnam documentary with my Vietnam vet dad and when the topic of “Hanoi Jane” came up he quickly said “oh who cares.”