elimanpenguinboy
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elimanpenguinboy

No, I think people are griping because they pathetically put their hopes in a Jacksonville team that does not have a functioning QB.

Some of the throws Bortles missed would be made by D-II QBs. His huddle/play clock management is an embarrassment to every grade school student learning to tell time.

Dilfer was Steve

Bleh. The fumble thing was more incompetence than sinister intent.

The sideline pass interference looked legit. And the Gronk hit was a no-brainer.

And the fact is, Brady is going to get PI/Holding calls and Bortles is not. It’s not fair. But Rodgers, Big Ben and Brees would have the same advantage.


This is one hell of an article. ‘I’m not saying this game was fixed, I’m simply going to present one-sided evidence to indicate that it was for the team I’m constantly slamming.’

It’s weird to me that people believe a) the Patriots are huge cheaters who were caught cheating by the NFL, and b) the NFL rigs games for the Patriots. It’s not unlike believing that the FBI nailed Hillary for her dangerous and flagrantly illegal e-mail server, and also that they secretly were trying to sink Trump’s

I figure after last year, New England fans are probably about as insufferable as they’re going to get, whereas Philadelphia still has a ceiling they haven’t yet hit. Which is why it hurts me to say, but I gotta pull for the Pats.

Disposable plastic spoons are absolutely not reasonable at that cost.

I hope you don’t work in fine dining.


Umm, he just threw for 290 yards & 2 TD’s weren’t you watching?

I do a lot of public speaking. The one thing that I find completely insane of poor public speakers, is that they don’t practice their speech or presentation before giving it. If you want to be a more confident and better public speaker, then practice.

From the Onion - “Belichick told reporters as he stood on the trophy stage, emphasizing that his strong relationship with Y’golonac, the Defiler, has given him the strength to get to where he is today.” 

“What is the atomic number of Thalium?”

Lonzo, it’s bad enough we have to listen to your dad spout this shit. There is no need to hop on message boards to perpetuate this lie.

Maybe they can use the same test they gave President Stable Genius?

Doctor: How many fingers am I holding up?

How Gronk performs according to the NFL’s concussion protocol will determine whether he returns for the second half.

Gronk Questionable to Return

I am genuinely confused regarding the direction you are going with this comment.

We’ve always been at war with Golden State.

So ah, Capela is singing this tune without accompaniment?

The funny thing is, Huffington Post actually made one of the sillier errors in coverage in the beginning of the primaries, only publishing information about his campaign in the entertainment section.

Let’s not forget, her co-founder was this guy...