Short answer no, longer answer maaaybe.

Because their checks would bounce?

‘Now, scientists have named a new unholy terror’ 

Many people, smart people, all the best people have told me this. That’s how I know it’s true.

A bit dramatic, aren’t you, Brian?

There is only one way to find out.

no that’s a fucking horrible joke or comment

The last thing you see before you die? No.


The first thing you see after you die.

These same motherfuckers also claim that blacks never had it worse than whites, because someone called their granddad “Paddy” once.

I’ve fucking had it up to here with all the people looking around incredulously, pretending to be stupefied that the word “Pocahontas” is now somehow off-limits. It’s not the word itself, you nitwits, and you damn well know it.

It infuriates me that the press can’t be bothered to call her on all her bullshit.

Bonus points? For simply reading?

I think installing Sanders as spokesperson may be Trump’s most actually legitimately genius move. She is such a clod, her whole manner is so insultingly dumb, she says such infuriatingly awful things, all the time, but because she’s a woman, and because she stays deadly calm while spinning Trump’s lies she doesn’t…

I love how Kinja fucks up for you guys too

Won’t you all join me in the campaign to ban the use of “welp”?

Assuming the money is roughly equal, only a fool would pick a pressure-cooker like Florida over perennially mediocre UCLA. A two-loss season in Gainesville will have fans calling for your head; the same season in LA is cause for coronation.

“now worth a mere $89 billion, according to Forbes and Bloomberg.”

STICK TO POLITICS1!!1!

At Oregon, he was top banana. Let’s see if UCLA gives him the resources and priority to succeed, or if general Bruin apathy keeps the program stagnant. As an SC fan, I hope the latter.

Trouble Bruin for the rest of the Pac-12.