The whole triple-double thing reeked of joyless, late career Kobe. Meanwhile, members of his supposedly miserable supporting class have started the season pretty swimmingly elsewhere, notably Oladipo. It’s almost like Russ’s style doesn’t maximize the talents of his teammates but accumulates empty numbers divorced…

I voted for Trump because I want to hear someone read “Donald Trump’s Gross Tennis Ass” on a microphone at the awards.

We’re still flogging that shameless, empty triple-double season, huh? It did lead to that one playoff win, so it’s tough to argue.

$250 a bottle? I don’t care where the sale proceeds go, you can add highway robbery to the list of Lewis’s offenses.

And then Sharpe lit up a Black and Mild, because Twitter loves that shit.

Or, the team can suck shit and go into a rebuilding death spiral for two years, and McDermott gets fired but paid out to not work for 2 years and return to his natural place as a DC for a real team until “everyone knows he got screwed in Buffalo, so let’s give him another chance.”

A well made dish of Brussels sprouts is one of my favorite things to eat in the fall. A poorly made dish of Brussels sprouts makes me want to elbow drop the table like I’m at a Bills tailgate.

I can’t deny, I’ve been guilty of Whisky Business.

The lapels on that suit look like they belong to a super-villian, not a run-of-the-mill murderer.

When reached for comment, Shannon Sharpe said “Why the fuck are you asking me about this?”

It’s just like Ray to try and make a suit disappear.

Scene: Kansas City Defensive Backs’ Meeting Room

That’s why head coaches are head coaches. He must have seen something that the rest of the team was unable to catch with Peterman throwing.

I hope it works out for the Bills than it has in my car owning life. I’ve broken more than my share of tyrods.

Guess he must have seen something in the game tape.

And an adverb beyond “very”.

I think it’s gotta be Jerrah this year, if for no other reason than the fact that he managed to get me to root for Goodell in a conflict.

if you’re a washington fan, you don’t have to choose!

If you hate pumpkin pie you may never have had a truly good punpkin pie.

Pumpkin pie is the worst. There is no debate