I have seen more signs supporting Moore than Jones, and I live in Birmingham, I can’t imagine how it is in the rural areas.

Please, Alabama, don’t make that arsehole win.

“‘Twas all in fun. ‘Tis how I get suspendered.”

Drunk and looking for a fight? He’s a pregnancy away from the Irish Triple Crown.

Uh, also can you call it an apology if he never, not once said he was sorry but did find a way to talk about how admired he is twice?

I don’t get the PRAISE for this apology that I am seeing here, there and everywhere on social media. CK issued a good apology because he was already outed, after years of gaslighting the public about these “ridiculous!!!!” claims and maybe blacklisting a woman comedian who said they were true? Fuck all that noise.…

Always drive clock truthers.

Would have been better had St. Michael-Albertville pulled a John Tyler and returned the last kickoff for a touchdown.

I’m sorry, did you say something?

Finally, a story about a man reaching for melons that we can all be happy about.

Oh, I DEFINITELY think so too. Also, the cast and crew were UNANIMOUS in voting to get rid of Spacey so I would bet money he was up to his creepy, grabby, petulant condescending ways on the set and they were all thrilled to axe his ass.

LOOOOOL! Virtual Toddler for President!

And is it just me or is Spacey’s old man makeup in the trailer just horrendous and distracting? This might be a blessing in disguise.

As a side note to film history, Scott wanted Plummer all along, but the studios wanted a “name.”

Still has Mark Wahlberg in that movie...

Or he could have shelved the movie. The fact that everyone went all on on doing this sends a message to rest of the predators out there - you’re replaceable. Good for them.

Bernie would’ve won: A rallying cry of your ex-socialist boyfriend and his buddies who refuse to replace the lawn chairs in their apartment with actual furniture.

My bet is on a broken neck from an unsuccessful auto-fellating attempt.

I take it he’s on bottom?

Sexual harassment and trolling and the qualifications of women being overlooked because of their gender and the uncrackable nature of the boys’ club? I’m comfortable calling it a prelude.