elimanpenguinboy
EliManPenguinBoy
elimanpenguinboy

Yes. Whatever point this post was trying to make got lost right there.

False equivalence is the fallacy of our time.

Typical Mormons: the only thing getting blown is money.

You don't go cancelling Taco Tuesday without repercussions.

But enough about the NFL’s relationship with its fans...

+5/7/5

It’s hard to read your email when you’re staring at Goodell’s navel.

Bingo. Bango. We have a winner! It took Redford 11 paragraphs to say exactly what you precisely said in 1. Nobody is winning with Cousins as the focal point on any team. He is the millennials version of Antoine Walker. God don’t like ugly Sacramento and this is what you get for electing Kevin Johnson...TWICE!

Carmelo won the NCAA Tournament. Only reason he dosent get the loser label.

The list of people not named Boogie Cousins who are responsible for his career long terrible shot selection grows every year. At least he’s mixed in some 3s this season, but dude is just a gigantic Carmelo at this point. Taking dumb shots is what he does.

That is exactly what Rickey says, too.

“Happy Birthday Rickey!”

I feel like the line between “dropping the ball on sportsmanship” and “intentionally executing an action with a high likelihood of causing short and long-term physical damage” isn’t that thin of a line.

“I dropped the ball on sportsmanship on Sunday.”

“...and to all fans of the NFL”.

Meanwhile, the poor folks over at CheckOutThisGreatPeterKingTweet.com are still waiting to make their first post.

The bibs provide protection from the dual hand-jobs going on under the table.

No, Peter just follows His Master’s Voice (and chases parked cars).

Why didn’t he apologize to the one-loss Panthers?

One thing that's become clear from media coverage regarding this incident is that the league REALLY wants us to love OBJ. Good lord, the apologists are lined up for blocks