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Gary Kubiak originally called it horse crap, but Peyton had to audible to bullshit after seeing the coverage it received.

Wasn’t sure what to make of this report until the GM weighed in, but now we’ve gotten a denial straight from the horse’s mouth.

Not sure if you saw the pregame, but ODB was dancing like a ballerina in the end zone during warmups. I don’t think Norman was making allusions to the rumor that he’s gay, just taking shots at a guy who seems to be believing a lot of his own hype right now and got shut down HARD in the first half and couldn’t handle

Beckham dances all the fucking time. First down, sidelines, big catches. He also does it off the field posting videos of him practicing routines and learning new dances from Vine/IG. Obv. the off the field stuff is whatever, but if you’re building this image of someone who loves to dance and add on being a dick, even

I’m a massive Panther fan since before Rae was in the trunk (I grew up down there) but I didn’t care for that stuff. Ballerina, MJ.... it all reads like allusions to Beckham’s alleged gayness and that’s not really something to be used publically. On the field it’s a skosh distasteful but publically it’s in pretty poor

This cannot be proven. If it cannot be proven, then it cannot be guilty.

At a press conference in Zurich today after the ban was announced, Blatter railed against the ruling, ... comparing the investigation to the Spanish Inquisition

With 3 Unsportsmanlike penalties he could get a suspension. He won’t because primetime game but he should

I haven't seen a bigger asshole since Sasha Grey.

Trollity troll troll, trollitious trolling through trolldom I trolled your troll with some trollery that troll trollers trollarium. Minority group X is more likely to do Y troll troll trollivus. Trollastic? Troll Trollery over-trolled by trollful trollism. Troll is a sports website in trolliousness. Troll Terrorism

Yup, that’s exactly it.

It’s almost like saying you support everything your racist friend does is going to blow up in your face or something.

Because the majority of beat reporters are first and foremost suck-ups. They are willing to rock the boat just a little, to look like “real” reporters. But at the end of the day, they rely on access to do their jobs and asking such a pointed, political question could get them in trouble with the team, so they just ask

By and large, nobody does.

A Trump presidency would lead to the deportation of Giselle, so there’s that

Oh, Tawmmy, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the hate-fueled fascist idiocy factory.

“Typical.”

White Dude: Damn, that’s cold.

After watching this GIF, it’s easy to conclude that Rich Old Guy Performatively Dressed In Casual Wear is your typical square who went and crapped all over what could have been a cool moment with his supreme awkwardness.

I don’t know, that looks pretty good by Kobe’s standards. He hit at least one out of five there.