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Wait ‘til he learns American Pharoah doesn’t even wear pants

I think this Panthers team is a fluke and this trash talking will end poorly.

Tying anything to the prequels is a bad idea.

Defamation suits: the way to eliminate justice by intimidating plaintiffs.

I dunno here, the tone feels all wrong. The older music, the more bedraggled look of the characters, the motorcycles, it just feels kinda wrong.

The Baseball Hall of Fame is not a place for gamblers! It’s a place for racists, philanders, alcoholics and anyone who used PED’s before the arbitrary deadline of 1995.

It’s important to note that the Commissioner has no say on whether or not he’s in the HOF. The Hall is neither owned nor operated by MLB, they have simply chosen to exclude anyone who is banned from MLB. Your beef is with the HOF, not the commissioner.

Make fun of these people all you want, Tom. But they have a point. It is high time that we stop just handing everything to black people in this country on a silver platter; what we need is to start paying more attention to the plight of thoroughbred animals like American Pharaoh, owned and care for by billionaires,

Chill out guys. In a hundred years, we will all be dust and bone, and American Pharaoh will be holding together a first-grader’s art project.

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

Overwhelmingly won the fan vote but didn’t win the trophy? That must suck.

It’s almost like marketing-driven reader outreach initiatives are separate from the editorial department.

No, the best thing is if those teams both make it to the Super Bowl.

Canadian title: Enjoying Peace and Prosperity Under the Nominal Stewardship of Aliens, Alongside a Commonwealth of Similarly Sensible Planets

UK International Title: July 4th 2: Independing Harder.

Canada is in a lot of ways what America is supposed to be.

It’s called a Mike Drop, Patrick.

It's easy to criticize bc it's bigoted and wrong.

Meanwhile, in Canada, our new Defense Minister is sworn in;

Is there a less pleasant entertainment experience than actually going to an NFL game. The absolute worst people this side of an MMA event fill the place and are ugly drunk before they get to their seats. You miss the other games. The only good thing I can think of is it means you definitely won’t have to listen to Joe