Meet Dana Trump

Okay, Mr. “Women will never fight in UFC oh wait there’s a hot woman right there we can market!” White

You’re definitely smart enough to realize this and just didn’t want it to get in the way of the trolling, but for all the readers who aren’t:

A lot of money for a guy who will most likely never hit 20 HR’rs or bat .300 in a single season..The majority of his WAR comes from his defense and base running..Sorry, but above average player doesn’t warrant superstar money.

Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.

CNN’s PR instincts match their journalistic ones: turrible.

I love how they describe their concern as “Trouble in their homelife.” It sounds to me like they are pre-emptively blaming their wives for being jealous or being afraid they’ll get busy with their fellow, grime covered, smelly, commando. So... it’s either the woman in the field or the woman back at home that are the…

If I decide to become a teacher, no one expects me to buy my own supplies. Wait...

Similarly, when I open the front door, nobody expects me to have pants on.

I mean, when I open a store, no one expects me to rent a storefront.

I thought that was pretty clear, guess not. Kinda ironic isn’t it, the guy’s comment.

I think it’s pretty clear he meant “a [Star Wars] novel.” Making it about reading novels in general wouldn’t just be insulting, it’d be nonsensical.