And how did that work out?

Literally every day when I torture myself by reading the political news, I find myself gobsmacked that someone who uses words like this can get a job doing anything. He’s an imbecile. FFS, who talks like this?

I know, right? It was so unfair of MLB to force him to take so many PEDs that his head ballooned so much that it affected the tides. Such bullshit.

The Los Angeles Angels translates to The The Angels Angels.

David Fincher’s “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo”, a creepy/sexy music video of a cover of Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song”.

It’s posts like this that give bloggers a bad name. I’m going to need a steam cleaner to wash away all the snark.

It’s almost as if individual stats don’t matter... Fascinating. On a somewhat related note, someone remind me what the fuck Billy Donovan gets paid to do.

And rightly so.

So he’s automatically the MVP, right? That was the logic last year, so it should be doubly true this year.

Not just charitable, and not even very charitable, but very very charitable? Wow. You went there! Thanks for weighing in, Mr. President! Joking. Trump doesn’t know what “charitable” means.

I’ve been saying since Trump took office 17 years ago that we should not fall into the “stupid shit Trump said today” rabbit hole and instead watch what the government is doing, not what Comrade Trumpski is saying.

I think consigliere connotes a degree of intelligence which it is fair to assume no one in Trump’s circle possesses. I think “fixer” is more appropriate, with the added bonus that you can use it in conversation with Trumpanzees.

Flu shots and seatbelts? Do you expect the Deep State to regulate zombies and killer aliens to death?

I envision the Night King sending out crazy Twitter rants at 3 am, and the people south of the Wall reading them and having roundtable meetings to try to figure out what the hell he’s talking about. “It says winter is coming, so global warming is a hoax. Who is Hillary? And what is a rocket man? I’d rather fight…

It will be ready to shoot in 17 years.

Why not both?

D’Antoni should just have Harden dribble into Jokic’s general vicinity and doing the “throwing his arms into the air” thing 6 times. Game over.

He got noticed for “stealing” Hail, Caesar! out from under some pretty big names. I don’t think anyone can do Harrison Ford, which is why he’s Harrison Ford, after all. But I’m willing to give the kid a chance.

His game is an affront to the game and an embarrassment to the league. So of course he’ll win MVP this year.

No. This is objectively false. Harden’s entire game is based on drawing bullshit fouls. LeBron and Westbrook may “get” more calls, but the superstars always have in the NBA. But they aren’t flopping like an Italian soccer player to get to the line.