Almost great book. Typically overlong Dan Simmons, but a fun read.

Based on this one incident, I think it’s safe to say all Muslims are bad. Why can’t they be good Christians, like Roy Moore?

I’m in Cambodia, where there’s something called the virginity trade. There is a belief that taking a girl’s virginity increases a man’s virility. The younger the girl, the bigger the boner. Parents will sell their daughter’s virginity for a few hundred dollars. The purchaser is allowed to rape the girl for days. The…

I would encourage you to break away from this thread and read about the Muslim separatists in southern Thailand. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that the country with the most Muslims is Indonesia.

Fundamentalists of all stripes are the same. Different book, different headgear, same crazy shit.

How dare you insert shades of grey into a conversation I desperately want to be black and white. All Muslims are bad because I want them to be, dang it!

Worse. Trump.

If I’m reading this correctly, you aren’t terribly fond of Duke. Wow. Groundbreaking stuff. So edgy.

Do tell me more about this supposedly liberal media I hear so much about. Why is this cardboard cutout of a Republican on TV? He is dumb as a bag of hams and hasn’t been in office since 2007. Since then all he’s done is launched failed election bids. Let’s remember he wasn’t just voted out of office, he was…

File under “unclear on the concept”.

She has as much sway over her father as I do.

Heh. As if he knows who she is.

Obviously you’ve been reading the fake news. If you read the real news, you’d know that George Soros paid everyone to be there, and that these kids are all being exploited by Hollywood elites and liberal billionaires to take away the “God-given right” to own guns.

(On a separate note, poor George Soros. Because he’s…

Imagine the reaction when they all figure this out.
“Dad, what are you doing at basketball practice?”
“I coach here.”
“No way!”
“Way! Hey, why aren’t you two in school?”
“We are in school. We go to USC. We’re on the basketball team!”
“No way!”
“Way!”
“Oho, wait until your mom hears about this!”

Have you been following the political news? Hiring unqualified people based on family and business connections is all the rage. If it’s good enough for MURCA, it’s good enough for USC! MUSCGA! I expect the father will be as good at his job as Jared and Ivanka are at theirs.

If only Fisher had shown this much attention to detail as a coach. I have an unusual last name, which is spelled exactly the way it sounds. It gets misspelled a lot. My first name is Jeffrey, which also gets misspelled as Jeffery about half the time. What I’m saying is Jeff Fischer can go piss up a rope.

I thought this was a screencap from Raiders of the Lost Ark, when the Nazis open the ark and all their faces melt.

Whoever wrote this clickbait headline should be stripped down, paraded naked in the street and pummeled with copies of Mike Pence’s bunny book. It’s shit like this that gives bloggers a bad name.

Whoever wrote this clickbait headline should be stripped down, paraded naked in the street and pummeled with copies of Mike Pence’s bunny book. It’s shit like this that gives bloggers a bad name.

Whoever wrote this clickbait headline should be stripped down, paraded naked in the street and pummeled with copies of Mike Pence’s bunny book. It’s shit like this that gives bloggers a bad name.