Hey, give credit where credit’s due. Trump gave WH jobs to both of the black people he knows. I think he even tried to find a job for Steve Harvey.

Counterpoint: It’s fucking awful and an overrated mess. Spend your time on more worthwhile pursuits, like reading something you enjoy, or beating yourself over the head with a coal shovel.

Are you sure? He did say “when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything”.

Donald Trump is a dame?

Nice to meet you. I’m Skypin’ Tweetin’.

Deadspin really needs someone to cover college sports who knows college sports.

I can’t evaluate this clip until I find out if he likes men or not.

I can’t evaluate this clip until I find out if he likes men or not.

My sources tell me he hates losing.

We strive on, hoping that someday we will finally catch a break in this world. There was superhero movie about a woman. Then there was a superhero movie about an African. Mark my words: Someday there will be a superhero movie about a white man.

I remember when I did this, all I could think about was, “I want to adopt a puppy.”

I think I saw something about this on the news. You should write a book.

Good Lord, are we getting paid by the word here? This makes Chidi’s book on The Good Place seem concise by comparison.

He wasted three whole hours of their time? This is why we need the death penalty.

Tell Michael to tell Emily Ratajkowski that I wrecked my Ferrari after looking at her photos.

Dear lord, the torrent of outrages is so overwhelming I had forgotten that! If this was real life and not this crazy recurring nightmare I’m having, she would have been shamed into quitting, and that remark would have dogged her for the rest of her life. Instead, it didn’t make the list of the top 1,000 things the…

Isn’t that just the most amazing coincidence, that a brother and sister would have so much clout in the government. Imagine that conversation:
“What are you doing here?”

You can bet she sleeps like a baby, free from all the cares and worries we peasants must deal with.

I loved the slave auction, and I can’t believe I just wrote that. The whole criteria seems a little inconsistent. 

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