Carne Contaminado is a better nickname than Canelo (cinnamon).

I normally refrain from commenting on a person’s appearance, but this thing looks like a bristling ball of negative energy. She is the walking embodiment of hate. What a vile bipedal mammal.

I am so impressed with how eloquent and passionate these kids are. Revolutions start from the bottom up, not the top down. Could this be a glimmer of hope in these dystopian times?

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I don’t have sex with pumpkins. And I’m not entirely clear what’s going on in this thread.

I’m shocked, SHOCKED I say, that athletes from the country that was kinda-sorta banned for doping are doping. In unrelated news, the Russians hacked the Olympics. I guess they’re doing a test run for the US midterm elections.

Does this mean I’m not really with stupid?

Dang it, now I need to go watch The Other Guys for the 50th time.

This makes me angry, because the solution is so obvious and so simple:

Fair enough. I’m not saying he’s sexually fucked up. But every time I see him speak my gaydar lights up like a pinball machine. I am skeptical of anyone so pathologically obsessed about what other people do with their nether regions. The disproportionate response has a “doth protest too much” vibe to it. Ultimately my…

Perhaps I’m being a bit thick, but didn’t we all just assume this was the case? This guy was a congressman for two whole years before Bannon tapped him for SecInt. Before that he was... wait for it... on the board of an oil pipeline company. This is how Dudley Do Wrong commuted to work on his first day, because…

It’s... like... you’re inside my brain. What eldritch means are you employing to steal my innermost thoughts?

What I love about this non-story is how it would also have been a non-story if President Hillary Clinton had sent Chelsea to do the same thing. The press and the voting public would be totally cool with that.

Of course. They’re all in on it. I know that has a tinfoil hat ring to it, but seriously, they are so flamboyantly corrupt and so cartoonishly inept at covering their tracks. She was the point person for the family deal in Baku,the sort of thing that would get a normal politician run out of town on a rail but doesn’t…

I think horses are generally better with numbers.

I’m surprised McMaster lasted this long. When he was appointed I thought it would be weeks at most before he decided to “spend more time with his family”. Imagine a guy with his resume having to explain, say, that Iraq and Iran are not the same country.

Most of these are waaayyyyyyy too clever for the Toddler in Chief. McLoser is the only one that could possibly coalesce in the ooze between his ears.

Yes, I got that. Sorry I wasn’t more clear. And thanks!

My dog is “more commanding, straightforward, articulate, and honest” than the *president. My dog died six years ago.

We have a representative government. Does Rubio represent the voters of Florida? You bet your ass he does. We heap scorn on the politicians, and rightly so, but the real problem is the voters.