OMG, he pulled the Yakov Smirnoff Maneuver!

Questions that the supposedly LIBRUL RAGS never asked:
1) What do you mean “great”, and when was America last great?
2) Why do you scotch tape your tie?
3) Seriously, dude, why is your face orange?

So what we’re saying is that in other cultures one must be aware of how body language and gestures are interpreted, something Fredo does not know and would not care about if he did. You’re smiling, which means you’re happy, which means you like me, you really really LIKE me.

This post might lead one to consider the possibility that our president does not have a coherent worldview.

This is the level of insight you get from a grown man wearing a Batman tshirt in his profile pic. He agonized for hours... Which t-shirt shows the world the real me?

I would “pull a Trump”. I’d punch him in the face and then not pay, explaining that they will get rich on the publicity they’ll get from my being there.

Civilization is based on supremacy. Other cultures have had their various conflicts for millennia. Westerners, however, were the first to export it. I worked in Saudi Arabia, where tribalism is still the prevailing political force. Now I’m in Cambodia. The Khmer, Thai and Vietnamese people all fucking hate each…

I’ve lived in Cambodia for about five years. One thing foreigners find maddening about Khmer (and Thai) people is that they smile so much. You see, in their culture, “losing face” is a big deal. So they smile when they’re happy, but they smile when they’re confused, or angry, or... well, they smile a lot. So expats…

I’d rather watch your granddad than this.

Oh sure, it sounds great. First, you’re shaking your hips. Next thing you know, you’re a transgender Muslim abortion doctor in a relationship with a folding chair.  

I had forgotten about that in the steady torrent of outrages spewing out of the White House. He’s had hundreds of moments that should have torpedoed his career and dogged him for the rest of his life. Instead, we forget about them by lunch time. Remember when the media crucified Howard Dean for the Dean Scream?

It’s called the vocal minority, and unfortunately they make life easy for the supposedly LIBRUL RAGS. They could have done ACTUAL JOURNALISM and smothered his campaign in its crib, but isn’t it much more fun to feature guys like this?

All the NRA needs to do is nudge the gunfuckers and they’ll take off down that slippery slope. First, they’ll tell us we can’t own AR-15s, the next thing you know they’re forcing us to get sex changes and marry camels and toaster ovens! IT’S CALLED LOGIC, MORANS.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... You must be new around here. Take your facts and go elsewhere.

I’m a native Baltimoron, and while there are a few well-to-do neighborhoods, the suburbs aren’t affluent, especially when you consider that just down the road are 10 of the 20 richest counties in the US. I’m going mentally around the Beltway and I can’t think of a community I’d consider rich, except for Hunt Valley…

Because the Second Amendment, Stand Your Ground and Open Carry only apply to TRUE MURCAN PATRIOTS. Duh.

Well... then... he’ll GIVE ‘em to you, then take ‘em away with his cold, brown hands!

I’m shocked, SHOCKED I say, that an athlete from the country that was kinda-sorta kicked out for institutionalized doping got caught doping.

I’m tempted to think that her “singing” is all just post-production and that there may not be a whole lot of talent there...

I can’t seem to find it on Google, but I seem to remember a guy was busted for not drinking during a game.