Obama. Duh.

I live in Cambodia, where the most popular chain of mini-marts is called Smile. I got nuthin’.

I just hope he is still able to go to college so he can earn a degree and get a job, since the chances of him playing pro are vanishingly small.

Dare to dream.

Good Lord, the guy can’t even shit-talk properly. Does he tie his own shoes?

This is incredible. The word “spastic” has more than one meaning! I didn’t know such a thing was possible. It has a technical definition, but also a broader meaning which is used more, um, broadly.

On a separate note, I have a friend whose father has a coworker whose neighbor’s cousin once had an “idea” that she might…

Give the reich wing credit for coming up with memes that stick. TRUMP THE BITCH. LOCK HER UP. Short combinations of monosyllabic words. The signs you see at opposition protests are so witty and clever that the point is lost on the target audience.

I said before the election that even if Clinton won in a landslide it would have been one of the darkest episodes in US history. As cynical as I was, I never envisioned it getting this bad. What we witnessed this week was heretofore unimaginable.

He will not be impeached as long as the reich wing controls Capitol Hill. We need the Democrats to regain control and that’s not going to happen, since our electoral system is in tatters. Expect to see some truly funky election results in 2018. I wouldn’t be surprised to see a GOP congressman get more than 100 percent…

Lane Kiffin is like the world’s tallest midget.

Sorry, but I don’t think anyone really cares. I went to Florida and then Maryland and I surely don’t. Boosters swinging their dicks at football factories is not news. I’m just dizzy with schadenfreude watching this public self-immolation and the effect it’s having on one of the most deluded fan bases in the country.

She grew up fast!

I found two typo’s but you probably already fixed by the time I post this.

Muphry’s Law strikes again. WHEN WILL THEY LEARN.

So we hated Coach K when he was winning by developing players into four-year stars, but we like him now that he’s sold his soul and is beating Calipari at the flamboyantly unethical One-and-Done game. Gotcha. This makes perfect sense and is in no way hypocritical!

I’m a Maryland alum, and even way back when I had to…

We HOPE that if we throw a lot of money at the problem WE’LL (sic) be able to stop talking about it. Now we know how much it costs to buy someone’s First Amendment rights. This is sickening.

Why isn’t Chris Evans a bigger star? I don’t get it.
As a hetero man, I am surprised that all of the Chrises seem like guys I’d like to have a beer with. When I first saw Pine he struck me as a backpfeifengesicht, but he’s won me over with his appearances in Wet Hot American Summer and SNL.

I’m with you in general, but this? one of America’s greatest athletes 

Umm... profoundly and emphatically no.

“I just won an MVP and am the most feared power hitter in baseball. What I really need at this point in my career is to play for one of the worst teams in baseball.” I’m an Orioles fan but FFS even I say he’d be better off going to the Yankees.

I don’t know... Given the state of their current roster, I think if you plugged him in at just about any position, it would be an improvement. That includes coach, GM and owner.