We could have HD video of Trump eating live human fetuses. The Trumpanzees wouldn’t care.

Joe was raving about NAMBLA the last time he came back from Paris.

It would be so easy to prank him on this. Just ask him any question about NAMBLA. “Mr. President, how would you characterize the state of negotiations with NAMBLA?” “Mr. President, what was your reaction when you heard that NAMBLA had taken another ISIS stronghold in Syria?”
He wouldn’t admit that he doesn’t know who…

Absolutely. I’m tired of hearing this nonsense about his communication strategy he is, how he’s able to gauge the pulse of his followers, how he knows how to goad his naysayers, and so on. All of these require complex thought, planning and a teeny bit of self-awareness. He is pure ID. He is, quite literally, incapable…

An economist and data scientist for Google called Everybody Lies, and in it he demonstrates that racism was the driving force of Trump supporters. It was the media hive mind which pulled a narrative out of thin air about coastal elites, globalization, loss of manufacturing jobs, and lots of other abject nonsense.…

As I’ve tried and failed to explain to my more educated Trumpanzee acquaintances, even if you’re not racist, sexist, ignorant, etc., the unwillingness to admit you made a mistake is itself a serious character flaw.

I don’t think we should underestimate the depth and breadth of his inferiority complex regarding Obama. He and the rest of the clown car are systematically trying to erase every trace of that uppity negro from our collective memory.

Oh, and he’s a racist, too. There’s always that.

I’ve been saying this for more than a year now. It’s not about politics, ideology, economics, education or even race. Trump, and the bipedal mammals who fucking STILL support him, are fundamentally damaged people. There is something irrevocably broken in their souls. We are witnessing the devolution of man. I am not…

We’re waayyyyyy past politics at this point. This is a mental health issue. This is one seriously fucked up dude. (Sorry for technical lingo. I don’t know the layman’s term.)

“No idea.”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don’t drag me into this. Y’all made this mess. Don’t think you can use my magma to clean it up.”
— every volcano

As a former newspaper journalist in Washington, amen. The supposedly LIBRUL RAGS are still trying to cover this shitshow by established journalistic norms. This is the political equivalent of a nuclear reactor meltdown. The White House Press Corps supposedly is the pinnacle of journalism, but they’re just…

I am baffled that the Jenner girls are considered attractive. They both look like aging former starlets who have had far too much cosmetic surgery in a desperate attempt to look like their younger selves... but they’re still kids.

I had to move overseas, and I had to leave my dog with a friend. It broke my heart, but she was old and set in her ways. She lived to a ripe old age with one of her best doggie friends a little girl who adored her.

Cougars... heh heh, heh heh. And there has to be a pun for this:

That’s exactly what Burneko would say...
(Joking. I read your stuff regularly and avoid his stuff almost entirely.)

^^^^

I have made this same point a kajillion times. Trump does not have a strategy. I think he just can’t help himself. But the DISHONEST MEDIA covers his tweets like Islamic scholars poring over the Quran. THIS IS NOT NEWS. Nothing is HAPPENING here. Meanwhile, as you say, all kinds of crazy shit is going down in the…

I think we need a Deadspin Award for Worst Teammate. Along with this doofus, Ezekiel Elliott immediately comes to mind.

I see where you’re going with this, but Howard doesn’t look anything like Bowfinger. Your gif is of Jiff, which actually makes it even funnier!

I wouldn’t want to have a beer with Saban, but good God the man can coach. That said, Bama’s schedule this season wasn’t all that great. Not as weak as Wisconsin’s, but despite beating Miss St, LSU and A&M there isn’t a “signature” win.