Thank goodness sportswriters don’t pathogically overhype Notre Dame every season! They usually find a way to take themselves out of the conversation, despite the media hive mind’s almost desperate need to talk them up. Fuck Notre Dame. Join a conference or stay home.

And if you play for Bama, you will get drafted. That college football being a feeder program to the NFL is a myth perpetuated by websites such as this one. Watch any game at random and the odds are not one of those players will go pro. Alabama is the exception which proves the rule.

It’s not a myth. You could just look at their record. I’m a Maryland alum, btw. I *really* have no dog in the hunt.

“That first number seems a little low.”
— Roy Moore

TKO! Because a sports reporter should totally know that it’s the participants that decide the outcome, not an impartial official. Way to double down on the stupid.

Trash.

If I remember correctly, the bit starts off with him talking about how he’s been having a good day because he found something he thought he’d lost. Some macaroni and cheese. He recalls his grandfather telling him, “You can always buy more noodles.” Good stuff. Thanks for reminding me.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.

I broke a tyrod, so I switched to a peterman.

Impossible. The defense caught everything Peterman threw.

“Teammates?”

It’s extraordinary that the pure, distilled idiocy that comes out of his mouth is not a bigger “thing”. It is very, very, very not good when the President of the United States talks like a four-year-old who just suffered major head trauma.

And the legacy of Jack Kent Cooke. I met Cooke a few times when I was a cub reporter. I’m not saying he was an angel, but he paid for that stadium, and the surrounding infrastructure, out of his own pocket! Snyder bought the team and immediately sold the naming rights.

Can we remove players from the Hall for being fucking idiots?

“Hold my non-alcoholic beer.”
— every major religion

Yeah, Michael Schur is too busy counting his money.

I’m starting to think he’s not entirely clear about his job description.

I’ll bite: What precisely did he do? Please provide links. (Hint: You’re going to be looking a long time.)

Even if he did do something, anything, it’s his fucking job. He wasn’t elected to represent the interests of mouthbreathing reich wingers. The president represents all Americans. Or did.

Going into this season the storyline was “Who is going to get slaughtered by the Warriors in the Finals?” That’s still an issue, but stories like this and the emergence of young stars like the Greek Freak, Porzingis and Embiid are making the season more interesting and should give fans hope for the future of the…

Watch him pass and get back to me.