They can go shopping there on Thursday, since they don’t have anything going on that day.

If you’re going to start a comment with “Hair-splitter here”, you should probably just click “Cancel”.

Another bonus to this story is that Plummer’s grandson in the movie is played by Charlie Plummer. Because of the attention this story will bring to the movie, expect to see the phrase “(no relation)“ as lot.

He should shove it up Spacey’s ass. Wait — based on what we’re reading, Spacey would enjoy that. Bludgeoning it is.

I was just spitballing. I agree, we really need to plumb the thesaurus to adequately describe this cosmic clusterfuck. I’ve been using the word “subhuman”, literally less than human. We are witnessing the devolution of man. I’m not joking.

There was an SNL skit where Will Ferrell was playing James Lipton, interviewing…

Double-headers! In football! The team that can field 11 players at one time in the last week wins the championship.

The main goal of TNF is to make money off games that normally no one would care about. Ratings have dropped off, but there was a time when NFL fans would be excited about a Browns-Niners game on a Thursday. This just happened to be a game between two pretty good teams.

Another round of reshoots? “After it came to our attention that Mr. Wahlberg is a really shitty actor, cast and crew unanimously voted to find a replacement able to express a wider range of emotion. Reshoots will begin immediately, with Mr. Wahlberg’s replacement, a fire hydrant.”

Yes, but then who would play all the younger parts when Hollywood is full of 87 y.o. men? How would our government function if it was nothing but dirty old men in their 80s? No, wait — we already have the answer to that.

I have to think that this is at least part of Scott’s motivation, a “told you so” kind of move.

Claire will walk into the bathroom, where her husband, played by Patrick Duffy, is getting out of the shower.

This is an unfair comparison. Your child is no doubt smarter than the Toddler in Chief. I mean, I don’t know you, but unless your child is a kumquat, I feel safe making this statement.

Autoerotic asphyxiation.

Don’t you worry, Melo is going to start playing scrappy defense and pace-and-space offense on the same day that Donny Two Scoops finally does his “pivot” and starts acting like an adult. There is nothing in Anthony’s professional career to suggest he can be a good teammate on a championship caliber team.

Rosen? Darnold? Do NFL types even watch college football? These two are both Jake Locker v.2017. Or Christian Hackenberg. Or <insert QB who had huge buzz going into a CFB season only to crap the bed>. These are the same people who were shocked at how good Russell Wilson and DeShaun Watson turned out to be.

The new tax “plan” shows that, as with states’ rights and small government, Republicans are passionate about fiscal responsibility, except when they aren’t.

Clinton got flayed for calling them deplorable. She was being far too kind. Irredeemable? Unreachable? Unsalvageable? The political conversation has been hijacked by subhumans who freely admit they don’t follow politics.  

I’m a former computer programmer, so I wrote an app to test your assertion. I ran it through 10,000 iterations overnight. 100 percent success rate. Well done. You should get a job as an advanced statistics analyst.

I am so jealous. This guy is going to retire (or be forced into retirement) before he’s 30, without so much as a scratch on him and seven figures in the bank. If I had it all to do again, I would have been a big, dumb, overrated quarterback that NFL teams flamboyantly overpay....