“Are you talking about me?”
— Brett Favre
“Are you talking about me?”
— Brett Favre
We need to make this nickname stick.
Can someone translate this into English. I put it into Google translate and got ERROR: DAFUQ?
Amen. On a similar note, the Trumpanzees are still, fucking STILL telling us humans we have to give him a chance because he’s new to the job and he’s not a career politician and yada yada yada. Who knew the most powerful job in the world came with training wheels?
“Hold my vodka. I have not yet decided who your next president will be.”
— Vladimir Putin
It makes sense. In both cases, those who leave are not adequately prepared for the future. They exist solely as commodities by which others get rich.
Butty Hield.
I think it depends on whether we’re using “butt” in the old “eye test” sense, or using advanced metrics like Aggregated Suckitude per Season (ASS) or Rectal Underperformance per Minutes Played (RUMP).
I hope this is a failed attempt at humor.
Not yet. But give it time.
Exactly. Texans fans, otherwise known as Texans, would rather go 0-16 than have him on the roster. We wouldn’t want to introduce strife into the peaceful paradise of Texas.
This is what Jefferson Beauregard Sessions considers fan porn.
This does seem to be a rather glaring omission, since I would assume that’s the driving force behind this. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is all about the corporate prison system, where prisons get paid according to how many inmates they have.
Did you make that up yourself? That is SO clever. I like how you skipped the entire article just to drop that wisdom on us. The internet was made for comments like this.
I agree with everything you say, except I would argue all the fire and brimstone stuff is for brown people with funny names, not for REAL MURCANS who go Second Amendmenting. (I’m pushing to make Second Amendment a verb so we can distinguish incidents like Sutherland Springs, where a guy was just enthusiastically…
All that remains is to see how NY’s front office manages to screw up landing a generational talent. Because they will. They’ll trade him to Cleveland for Wade and Rose or some crazy shit.
“How is that even a skill?” Great stuff.
Yes, I got that. Did you get that mine was a joke?
It made me think of this quote from Walk Hard.
Claire goes into the bathroom, and her husband, played by Patrick Duffy, gets out of the shower.