I’m shocked, SHOCKED, I say, to learn that these guys are less than enlightened. “It’s not the way I was brought up and it pisses me off that people are doing that.” Now that you mention it, let’s talk about the way you were brought up... Did yer pappy give ye the strap behind the outhouse if ye disrespected the flag?

This makes me think of Robert Edwards nearly losing his leg because of an injury during a flag football game on the beach. I don’t want to remember that.

Yeah, this is not baseball. This is video game baseball. A Kershaw-Kuechler matchup should not end with a football score. Darvish got shelled because he couldn’t throw a slider with the balls they’re using. Why would they change the balls? These teams won over 100 games during the season. They’re good! And fun!

MLB uses baseballs that need to be prepped before they’re used. Japan uses baseballs that can be used right out of the box.

I think it’s great that the original inhabitants of Washington state want to kick out the Europeans who overran their culture. At least, I’m assuming that’s what this is all about.

Because Republikkkans are passionate about states’ rights, except when they aren’t.

“Whoa whoa whoa. I’m standing right here. I can hear you.”

Coal is making a comeback, too. Don’t tell China. Those idiots are building solar plants and wind farms lulz. And if ol’ Jefferson Beauregard gets his way we’ll be bringing back slavery.

You can joke all you want, but the US has a hard and fast rule: We do not extradite from countries which don’t exist. I believe that’s reasonable.

I’d chew off an arm to see Air Bud debate Kushner.

Preach. We should all vote for a candidate who represents everything we stand for, and if we can’t find that person, we should vote for the person who represents everything we stand against. Compromise is for pussies.

Slacker. Whatever happened to him, anyway? I haven’t checked the news in 50 years, so I can only assume he’s living a life of luxury with all the money he made from his words.

It works for Donny Two Scoops. The DISHONEST MEDIA falls for it every time. “There’s an explosive new story about Trump’s connection to Iranian terrorists and ZOMG DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST TWEETED ABOUT PAUL RYAN.”

A website you might have heard of once ran a story about the twink parties Spacey and Bryan Singer frequent. Another “open secret”.

Trump claims that Clinton colluded with Russia and the DISHONEST MEDIA are dutifully regurgitating his word soup, when they should be leading with “In today’s edition of ‘Things Donald Trump Doesn’t Understand’ we talk about ‘collusion’, which his dipshit spawn has already admitted to.”

I can’t look at Kushner without seeing this guy.

Ah, who cares. You should be writing about their Game 6 promotion: Free commemorative President Dewey bobbleheads.

This is not baseball. This is video game baseball. A Kershaw-Kuechel matchup shouldn’t have a football score. As Tom Verducci wrote, the baseballs for the World Series are too slick for pitchers to get a grip. (Look at the picture. You can SEE the difference!) Yu Darvish got shelled because he couldn’t throw his…

How can they afford to even field a team for a measly $285 million?

Our most recent shared ancestor is a tiny worm that lived about 600 million years ago. They have evolved a highly advanced and yet completely different intelligence. They are, for all intents and purposes, aliens.