elimanpenguinboy
EliManPenguinBoy
elimanpenguinboy

The scenario you described would have happened without violence. The white kid would remain racist and the African American kid would have a tougher time. Maybe the racist little cracker will think twice next time. If not, he got his ass kicked on camera for all his friends to see.

These psychopaths live for this shit. Sadly, this is the only part of the entire government which is even functioning now. In the movie Jack Reacher (I’ve never read any of the books) he explains the different reasons men go into the military, the last being to get official permission to murder. It’s the same mind set

I was thinking more of 300. THIS IS MADNESS. THIS IS HOUSTON.

Maybe they’ll invite the president to throw out the first roll of paper towels. (I know I’m mixing Houston and Puerto Rico here. All the national embarrassments are running together at this point.)

Joe Buck said LA’s plan was to let Hill face the line up twice but not three times. And since Joe Buck said it on television, it must be true.

I didn’t realize the Blue Jay was a racist mascot.

The most incredible thing was when Astros pitcher Chris Devenski attempted a pick off at second base in the 10th inning that missed the bag by a good ten feet. Kike Hernandez would have gone to third and possibly scored the winning run, but the throw was so bad it hit the ump and he was unable to advance. He stood

Congratulations, you are officially part of the problem.

Racist, sexist and willfully ignorant. It’s the Trump Triple Crown! Give that contestant a MAGA hat.

Take your time coming back, Nick. Maybe in the meantime we can get the occasional story about a player who actually gives a shit and acts like an adult.

The Mississippi school board is likely to read your letter with great interest. If they call, be prepared to explain why you hate America and why you want the terrorists to win.

And you can be damned sure he strictly adheres to the laws he is pretty sure are in the Bible. “Do unto others, and make it fucking hurt.” Or something like that. “Love thy neighbor, unless he’s a godless brown savage.” Ok, so maybe the exact wording isn’t right, but he’s got a pretty good sense of the overall message.

But if you read further, there’s a section which prohibits commenters from pointing out the rules of football or laws of physics in an inaccurate blog post.

“Turnstile”

The bigger they are, the easier it is to get leverage when they’re off balance. Or something. At any rate, thankfully this is not a physics website.

The Campfire Taliban.

I don’t have anything on the kid, but my father is making me hate the son. At least the media is focusing on basketball and not letting ZOMG LAVAR SAID SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN.

Or Lonzo every night?

Oh, the irony that a sheriff doesn’t know that accepting a pardon is an admission of guilty. It’s almost as if he doesn’t know or care about laws...

Apparently the new Lego movie kinda sucks. I loved Batman and, although I’m not a Will Arnett fan, his Batman is now the definitive version, to me. I watched The LEGO Movie when I was recuperating from spinal surgery. I laughed so hard it actually hurt. But as soon as it was finished, I watched it again.