And yet, here we are...

I can’t wait to see the movie spinoff. LEGO Hidden Figurines.

Meanwhile, Aaron Judge is continuing his totally not suspicious tear. It’s perfectly natural for a guy who hit 56 homers in his minor league career (and 18 in college) to turn into Babe Ruth over night.

It is amazing what kind of front office magic you can work when you have eleventy kajillion dollars to spend. Darvish drew a bases-loaded walk! Now that is not fair.

He done up and got him some book learnin. He learnt about all three Rs. Readin, Ritin and Rithmetic.

George Soros paid somebody to do something. I don’t know what, but I know it’s LIBRUL.

Beavis: Numbers suck.
Butt-head: Yeah, there’s, like, too many of ‘em.

His screen name should be LowHangingFruit.

It’s just not fair that arguably the worst player in the NBA and a Genuinely Ridiculous Person is going to have a championship ring. I don’t know what the Warriors were thinking when they brought in this head case, aside from upping the degree of difficulty. “Sure, we won 70 games and went undefeated in the…

See my face? This is my “shocked” face.

I got about three movies in before I realized that it’s posts like this that give bloggers a bad name.

I teach overseas so I understand what you mean.

The “greys” system is something the colonial powers might have instituted. Sometimes I’m grey and sometimes I’m not. I get a kick out of the snobby comments here. Apparently your opinion is worthless if you only make the occasional comment about the occasional story.…

Thanks for an excuse to break out my favorite Anchorman bit.

Burninator is correct. You are wrong. D and T are both alveolar consonants. The formation of the mouth is exactly the same, but the D is unvoiced and the T is voiced. R and L are so similar that speakers of some Asian languages famously can not differentiate them. The burning almost certainly burned her mouth, nose…

Fun fact: Seagal just received Russian citizenship. What a ridiculous caricature of a human he’s become. How much time and effort goes into making himself look that bad? Why does he keep cranking out straight-to-whatever-is-less-than-video videos? I suppose in his mind this makes him a movie star. “I’ve released six…

He was so disappointed. He thought he was going to the island which supplies the US with all its virgins.

The actual quote from the movie backs up that theory: “Check out the funbags on that hosehound.”

Sportswriters can’t be happy about this. They won’t be able to use the Tennessee template in their 2018 season previews. “Butch Jones finally has the pieces in place to challenge for the SEC title in <insert current year>.”

Small consolation. My jaw still hurts.

Like Donny Two Scoops, I prefer players who don’t lose. Get that son of a bitch out of here.