This is fascinating! I had no idea that systematic, university-wide fraud occurs at “every school”. I was initially shocked at the depth and breadth of the UNC system. Now I feel silly. Can you post your sources? I’d love to read more.

“Whataboutism” is the national religion.

Don’t you live in a van down by the river?

From America’s Team to MURCAS TEEM.

I live in Cambodia, where newscasts will show videos of the gory aftermath of traffic accidents and newspapers publish photos of people who have been hacked to death with machetes. I’m squeamish, so I’m always shocked and sickened suddenly confronted with blood and guts always. But this is worse. Please, no more giant…

When will billionaire white men finally get their say?

I’m a java junkie. I love coffee. I’m drinking it right now. But if I were on my way to Denali, having the proper coffee-making setup would be #8,700 on my list of priorities. “Angkor Wat was all right, but I would have enjoyed it more if I’d been able to find a decent cup of cold brew.”

I’m a java junkie. I love coffee. I’m drinking it right now. But if I were on my way to Denali, having the proper…

I am as guilty as anyone else as calling ol’ Jefferson Beauregard onto the carpet for being so flamboyantly and unapologetically racist. Even I forget that, oh yeah, he was one of the first Trumpanzees to be outed for being in cahoots with the Russians. Remind me again why his skeleton isn’t hanging from a gallows? Oh…

Not soon or painful enough.

I don’t even need to read this. Fuck Jerry Jones with a rusty post hole digger. YOU are the problem, you rich white trash.

“Thanks for showing us how to be openly, comically corrupt and not face any consequences! Now we know that as long as we’re not selling water bottles y’all are cool with it.”

- every other D1 athletic department

I fear that the stream of people will increase and that measures will be put in place to block them, and deport those that are already there. We’ve already seen stories of people denied entry or deported who were in the country illegally. To Trump, Sessions, et al, they’re just another bunch of bad hombres. I hope I’m…

Let’s not ignore the personal sacrifice of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions. Each person he deports is one less opportunity for him to use one of his grandpappy’s nooses. And he shawly does love his nooses.

I haven’t seen it. Did her beloved husband inspire the title? As in, “I’m meeting with Gwyneth tonight. I’m gonna give her The Business.”

I’ll admit it’s not a perfect analogy. I’m willing to believe Camille married for love while Georgina was digging for gold. I meant that they were both enablers of their monster husbands.

As with much that Donny Two Scoops does or tries to do, I have to ask, can the president actually do this? In most cases, the answer is no.

Let’s remember that the reason Trump and the Trumpanzees are so pathologically opposed this is TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE OBAMA IS BLACK. No, it’s cuz EMPRURR OBUMMER rammed his…

I’ve written this comment a number of times, but this was never about politics or ideology or education or economics or even race. These are fundamentally damaged people. If you celebrate the misfortune of total strangers, there is something irrevocably broken inside you. Clinton said they are deplorable, but she was…

It sounds as if you are saying there were underhanded dealings in Vegas.

It was an “open secret” that Weinstein was a serial abuser and wasn’t even coy about it. Of course she knew. She’s the white Camille Cosby. But I’m sure she married Jabba the Hutt for love...

Wait until he has a three-game shooting slump and the Boston fans and 87,000 Boston sportswriters turn on him like a cornered badger.