Hoo, boy. This is bad. Am I to understand the persons responsible for this post have actually seen these movies?

They did not choose... wisely.

Yep, and at this rate you’ll see another reliever hit a postseason triple in 150 years. In between you’ll see 87 kajillion relievers strikeout or lay down bad bunts. SOOO much better than the DH.

When, oh when, are we ever going to see a MAN get some recognition for writing?

I would say you’ve got it backwards. In 1984, O’Brien breaks down Smith by convincing him 2+2=5. Which sounds an awful lot like an alternative fact. The Second Amendment=5 because it was absolutely, positively not written to protect an individual’s right to own guns. This is a deliberate misreading the NRA has…

If she wasn’t in a relationship, “You’re Donald Trump” would be a perfectly legit reason for anyone turning him down.

He’s got America, but he’s Trump, so he has to have the biggest country. Refresh my memory. What is the biggest country?

“Whoa, whoa, whoa! I’m standing right here. I can hear you!”
— pile of diarrhea

Pfft. We’re giving a grown man credit simply for stating the fact. The sky is blue. Water is wet. Trump is a moron. Where’s MY story?

Every day I have at least one moment of utter despair and say to whoever is listening, “I can’t believe the discussions we’re having”. Every day he does a dozen things that should dog him for months and forever taint his administration before lunch, and they’re quickly forgotten because after lunch he does things that…

The Russians will install their candidate of choice. We have left all the doors and windows open and our government sitting on the kitchen table for them to take.

And Gorsuch is worse than expected, if such a thing is possible. He’s not just a nutjob hatchet man, he’s also condescending, know-nothing, attention whore. We could be stuck with this doofus for DECADES.

This story would seem to imply that the forced-birth advocates aren’t entirely honest or decent. This is a shock. This will take some time to process.

‘Member when LSU fans couldn’t wait to run off Les Miles? BWAA HAA HAA. His sin was not being Nick Saban, which puts him a group with, oh, every other college football coach in history.

To borrow a line from Beavis & Butt-head, “Words suck. There’s, like, too many of ‘em.”

Too right. We should totally stop “bitching” about our most formidable enemy hacking our election, destabilizing our democracy and installing a walking circus peanut as president. While we’re whinging about the Russians, PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES ARE KNEELING, YOU GUYS.

You forgot hacking elections.

Yawn. Let me know when he does something right. Then I’ll set the counter to 1.

He hasn’t eaten a life human fetus today. As far as we know.

To borrow a line from Nigel Tufnel, “You could see it, if it were built”. On the upside, when the fighters are built, they’ll go to 11!