These are the perfect weapons to fight wars in the 20th century. Unfortunately, as our BFF Uncle Vlad has shown, the future of warfare is in cyberspace. These jets will do nothing to protect us there. They also won’t help in the fight against terrorists. But defense contractors will make obscene amounts of money,…

I’m on my third stint in Phnom Penh. I keep coming back. This place is crazy, but in a way that agrees with me, somehow. And you?

We got to this point because in the 1970s the NRA started a campaign to spread the *meme that the Second Amendment protects an individual’s right to bear arms. This is a deliberate misreading that has only become accepted in my lifetime. The Second Amendment absolutely, positively was not written to ensure an…

If you hear about Sandy Hook or the Vegas Massacre, and your first reaction is DERNT TERK ER GERNS, then YOU are officially part of the problem. You are subhuman, literally less than human.

All of the lies and half truths have been debunked. This poor guy was railroaded twice simply because his family are outcasts. You, on the other hand, are just a bad person.

You don’t remember the show, but you remember it was selective and biased. You don’t have an opinion, but you demand another commenter defend “your side”.

Meanwhile, in other news, the Russians didn’t hack the election, but it was Obama’s fault they did.

You could just rewatch it, or check out the Wikipedia page, or…

Unfortunately, the people that need to understand will not understand how embarrassing this is for the US, and how this is a monumental blow to our image internationally. I work in Cambodia, where Oxfam is active. Last year the per capita GDP topped $3,000 USD for the first time ever. The US is now accepting aid from…

Loyalty to party above all else, above loyalty to country, to your fellow men, to common sense or basic human decency. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. This is not about politics or ideology or education or economics or even race. These are fundamentally damaged people.

The motherfucker went there to GLOAT. He actually thinks this reflects well on him. He is subhuman, literally less than human. My God, those poor people.

He is happy. Because in the pool of applesauce filling the void where we would typically find a brain, he thinks it reflects well on him. This is a seriously fucked up guy.

Trent Franks is genuinely insane, which may be due to his exposure to the Ark of the Covenant. He’s a representative from Arizona. Does he represent the views of the good people of Arizona? The average age of his constituents is about 98, so you can bet your ass he does.

“Welcome to the world, kid! Now fuck off.”
— forced-birth faux Christians

I heard there were guys selling tickets in the parking lot at inflated prices. There really should be a term for that.

“FALL ON IT!”
— me and every other little league coach

Houston starts high stepping and waving the ball on the seven yard line like a dumb ass. I’m no Skins fan, but it would have been schweet to see Reed successfully strip the ball and take it the other way.

You were doing ok until that final sentence. There’s a word for blanket statements about a group of people based on their skin color...

He looks delicious.

Oh man, Lavar is going to be PISSED. Another Laker getting media attention? This was not part of the deal.

If you watch any of this other stuff, you might miss the chance to watch another player stretchered off the field after getting jacked up by a chickenshit helmet-first tackle. Choose wisely.

You’re equating brave MURCANS doing their jobs with uppity negroes disrespecting the troops? How dare you, sir!

I would love love LOVE to see LeBron and Steph take on the league. To translate, the league is saying We’ve got a lot of white folks paying big money to watch you play, so you uppity negroes will keep your mouths shut and do your jobs if you know what’s good for you.