“Fuckin A, dude. That sucks.”

That’s the thing: We laugh at these cavemen, but they really really believe this shit. A recent poll showed that a disturbingly large number of MURCANS believe the most persecuted groups are whites, men, and Christians. How do you have a dialogue with people who live in an alternate reality with no basis in fact?

First it’s the shotgun, then it’s the gays. The next thing you know we’re seeing three-way marriages between a transgender person, an armadillo and a toaster oven.

I’m starting to wonder if there’s something I need to know about my new drinking buddy, Grand Larceny.

Added bonus: Being surrounded by people who have no idea what they’re watching.

Yes, but you can get out of it if you give the ref a freebie. “One-timer” has a completely different meaning. We could really have fun with translating hockey jargon into Vegasese.

He was one of the first associates of Comrade Trumpski to get outed for meeting with the Russians and lying about it. A quick Google search reveals fun stuff like this. I’m sure he had the most amazing, tremendous reasons for lying about meeting with the Russian ambassador during the campaign. And it’s totally normal…

Let us not forget that this was Zinke commuting to work on his first day. Because nothing says REAL MAN like riding a horse down a city street accompanied by police. What a doofus.

“Somebody understands!”
— Ryan Zinke

Sorry, but the Russians are way ahead of us on that one.

This guy is legitimately insane. Not in the “quirky character” kind of way, but literally in the “OMG HE’S GOT A GUN!” way. This guy was removed as the Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court... TWICE. But we must remember we have a representative government. Does Moore represent the views of Alabamans? You bet…

Alabama did not choose... wisely. Then again, who would be a wise choice from Alabama? ‘Member when Alabama wanted to secede, and we stopped them? Can we get a mulligan?

Typical libtard lies. My neighbor’s uncle has a friend who said that he read on Facebook somewhere that millions of illegal immigrants voted, and they ALL voted for KILLARY.

I can’t believe you’re writing about something so trivial. Don’t you know PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES ARE KNEELING! Sorry, I don’t mean to make light of the situation, merely to point out the inhumanity of the official response of Kim Jong Trump and the MURCAN CHRISTIANS in the gubmint. Rather than offer words of comfort…

It’s literally Orwellian. It’s doublespeak. We are living in the future dystopia. Ignorance is strength.

Great comment. I endeavor to choose my words carefully, which is why I say he is an evil motherfucker. Look at the photo of the little orc. It’s perfect. And while we sit here gobsmacked that he could be so racist and so eagerly and openly trying to roll back 100 years of civil and human rights, we lose sight of the…

Alejandro Villanueva? The next time he wanders off alone he might find ICE waiting for him.

(He’s Spanish, BTW, as if ICE would give a shit. It sounds awfully Mexicanish...)

We can do this the hard way or... the other hard way or... the harder way?

I’m shocked by this. I just can’t wrap my head around it. This show is still on? Does Kevin James look at his phone every two minutes to see if there are any messages from Adam Sandler?

Jon Snow Can Wait