elimanpenguinboy
EliManPenguinBoy
elimanpenguinboy

I think these players are totally missing the point about institutionalized violence against blacks. Not one of them has asked how it affects ME. Who speaks for the white, middle-class American men living overseas?

Wake ME up when they protest welfare queens using food stamps to buy heroin and Lamborghinis.

People won’t buy it if he’s on the cover.

I am protesting your protest. If you wish to protest, feel free to protest something else, in a different way, in a different venue, preferably a subject I don’t care about in a way that will not be made public.

If that one play was the difference against the Bills, I think Denver might have bigger problems than stupid non-fouls.

But it was totally cool when he and his teammates tried to decapitate Cam Newton last season.

It’s a smart business move. Rays fans buy merchandise too. Actually, they don’t. Actually, there are no Rays fans. What was my point again? Oh, right, mocking this guy’s faux courage. Protest or don’t protest, but don’t say you made your decision according to whether it would be popular or not.

For some reason I am thinking of the words of the sage Russell Ziskey: When I was a kid, my father told me, “Never hit anyone in anger, unless you’re absolutely sure you can get away with it.”

Wherever he goes he will expect to be the alpha dog and will refuse to play defense, pass or practice. In other words, the Spurs would be just about the worst possible fit for him. Not that they’d ask.

“Two balls? Where do I plant my foot?”
— Draymond Green

I want him to go to the Thunder, to see what happens when you put three guys with 89 percent usage rates on the floor at the same time. It will also be fun watching the Thunder play defense with three guys. 

That’s just what the Cavs need to get them past the Warriors, a shooting guard who can’t shoot and refuses to defend. I must admit that his defense is better than your English, though.

I need to pay more attention to the news. Apparently I missed the story about Trump Tower opening in Khartoum.

Now that Trump is the worst president ever, that merely makes Bush #2. He’s still a lying sack of shit. Next time you start to get misty-eyed about Dubya, check the news out of the Middle East.

The banks were deregulated on his watch, which led to Wall Street Crash of 2008.

John Kelly knew what he was signing up for. He is officially part of the problem. Fuck him in the ear.

The corollary is also true. See: her husband, most cops, etc.

She and her husband must go to the same tailor.

Came here to find out who Travis Scott is. My guess was country singer. Hoo boy was I wrong. I depart still amazed that people find this girl attractive. She looks like a has-been, C-list actress desperately trying to reclaim her youth with too much plastic surgery, and yet she’s still a kid.

The divide is between Trump supporters and human beings. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. This is not about politics, ideology, economics, education or even race. It never was. If you still support Trump, you are a fundamentally damaged person. You are irrevocably broken. You are less than human.