Trump wouldn’t even know. He’d be on the golf course and then see it on Fox News in the clubhouse.

There is nothing we know about Trump today that we did not know last year, or five years ago. Trump has always been Trump. But just you wait, the LIBRUL RAGS assure that aaaany day now he’s going to “pivot” and start acting like an adult.

My hunch is that there is a large cross section of people who A) passionately support the troops and B) passionately want to send them to fight and C) don’t give a flying shit about them once they’ve returned.

I read the headline and thought it was going to be a list of all the models he’s bedded. Instead I’m reading about Jeff Frickin’ Conine.

Coming from the Yankees, of all teams, Jeter must have had a chuckle at what constitutes a “big name” for the Marlins. Jeff Conine is Mr. Marlin, FFS. He would be about the 874th greatest Yankee, and I’m an O’s fan!

“Tru dat, yo.”
— Eddard Stark

The entire island of Puerto Rico is without electricity, so naturally he went to a Klan rally in Alabama and slagged black athletes. I say this every day, but I can’t believe the conversations we’re having.

For the STICK TO SPROTS crowd, Trump also blithely dismissed the entire concussion/CTE epidemic. Something…

Her husband said of Hurricane Irma, “it looks like it could be something that will be not good.”

She’s a gifted orator by comparison.

We will keep hearing about it until Obama decides to stop being black.

That sounds like a Jamboroo intro.

I remember you!

Lots of homework in that class. Apparently you have to fuck a girl every night or you fail. Who says Baylor doesn’t have academic standards!

A self-described religious person. My dog is a better Christian, and my dog is dead.

I may be being uncharitable here, but I get the sense this Trump person isn’t up to speed on the nuances of this story. It’s almost as if he’s totally unaware of the US Constitution, the history of non-violent protests and the institutional violence against blacks in America.

I’d be happy to see football drop off the list if it takes video games and professional wrestling with it.

You guys, we need to rally, or something. We can’t just let him go! I mean, the comments section is going to die or something without him around. The only reason I read this stinkin’ site is for his comments. I’m not sure I have the strength to carry on. Goodbye, cruel website...

Joe Gibbs won Super Bowls with Joe Theismann, Mark Rypien and Doug Williams, arguably the three worst winning QBs in Super Bowl history, until Poutin’ Peyton last year. Remember when Terrell Davis, Olandis Gary and Mike Anderson were putting up hellacious numbers for Denver? It doesn’t matter who is in the backfield…

Terrell Davis is in the HOF because of this.

Seem, sir? Nay, it is. I know not “seem”.

It’s just bad football.

Isn’t that the point?