Is this a joke? Please tell me this is a joke.

The same in China. Tipping is not done. Even taxi drivers will give you exact change back.

He keeps showing up in Actual Movies. Why is he being rewarded for being a cultural embarrassment?

Came here to say this. I worked at a brewpub where we cleaned the lines once a month. Even then, what came out was absolutely disgusting. A typical bar never cleans its lines.

They should have expected Trump to win.

And yet, here we are...

And Saturday Night Live hasn’t been good since <insert cast you grew up watching> were on the show, amirite?

One is using pop culture references to comment on the present. The other is using pop culture references for their own sake.

Is Circle Jerks too obvious?

To be fair, he was great in Gran Torino. Next week’s column: What’s with kids today and these handheld phones?

It is properly fitted to his beanbag body.

It’s not worthless. It makes the commenter feel superior. A comment is worthwhile even if it only one person admires it, even if that person is the author.

He’s got those vacant Ted Bundy / Steve King / Scott Pruitt eyes. I look at him and I hear Dr Loomis describing Michael Myers in Halloween.

Because niggers, spics, towelheads, faggots and trannies are ruining the country for MURCAN PATRIOTS.

Trump is already doing much that he is actually not allowed to do. The president, for instance, can’t shut down the government, but that doesn’t stop him from threatening to do it. I would love for the DISHONEST MEDIA to do the most basic due diligence and point this shit out. For instance, “Trump today he claimed he…

The great thing about your sentence is that no matter what “that” refers to, the sentence is always true.

Back when MURCA was great, every weekend was racist! We’re well on our way to being great again!

I’ve read a couple stories on this guy, and he’s always been a psycho. It’s actually more like the story when a guy shoots up a Dairy Queen and his neighbors say, “Yep, sounds about right.”

As this unfolds the C’ville police are looking worse and worse. Today we found out that a Nazi fired a gun into the crowd as a dozen or so policemen stood by and watched. They let the Nazis encircle the humans, let the violence happen, and have done nothing in the aftermath. Other than that, great job!

Yes, but much as Betances wasn’t trying to bean anyone, Sanchez wasn’t actually trying to hit someone. You know these professional athletes have no control over their bodies! He was probably trying to dig up earthworms or plant flowers, and guys’ bodies just happened to get in the way.