one is the guy who has twice vanquished LeBron in the Finals

I yield to no man in my admiration for Steph Curry, but the Warriors defeated the Cavs twice, and both times LeBron was the best player on the court. (He averaged a triple-double in the Finals this year.)

Go easy on the guy. He was just doing some motivational speaking.

“Rickey’s not talking about Rickey, he’s talking about Rickey.”

On Hill Street Blues, the original sergeant would conclude his briefing by saying, “Let’s be careful out there”. The character was replaced when the actor passed away. The new sergeant’s motto was “Let’s do it to them before they do it to us”. This seems to sum up the change in the national mood over the past few…

The American Reichstag moment is coming.

The police department in question called bullshit, but, yeah, the foot soldiers are stoked that Trump just gave them the green light to fuck up brown people.

Kudos to the Suffolk Police for calling bullshit, but, yeah, far too many cops were far too excited by this. The President of the United States just said it’s ok to abuse people before they’ve even been charged with a crime. I simply can not believe the conversations we are having. We are living in the future…

He’d come at Trump like a spider monkey!

I would chew off a limb to see this happen.

Rub a little dirt on it... DURR DURR WARRIORS DURR DURR MAN’S GAME DURR DURR BACK IN THE DAY...

What about the launch angle and exit velocity? I’m all for advanced metrics, but I really don’t care how far or how fast a home run travels.

We have the ACA because of the Democrats. They already produced a solution. Obviously it needs to be tweaked, but if the other side wants to improve it, they need to bring something to the table. (Let’s remember that after 7 years of nonstop hysteria the Senate ended up voting on a bill they hadn’t even seen.)

She probably didn’t pay for a meal for decades. We all should be so unfortunate.

How about The Mooch? Wait, that’s already taken...

The United States of America is currently being run by men who have the same comic sensibilities as a 13-year-old boy.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa. I’m standing right here. I can hear you.”
— every 13 y.o. boy

Fun fact: The song’s run time is 6:32, which is exactly how much time the GOP spent writing the Deathcare bill.

It’s like he’s doing a bad GoodFellas riff, except that it’s really him. He refers to himself as The Mooch. I can’t believe people like this actually exist.

It’s posts like this that give bloggers a bad name.

I don’t understand why she’s A Thing. A singer who can’t sing, an actress who can’t act, and for the life of me I can’t understand why she’s a model. I am normally not one to comment on a person’s personal appearance, but apparently she’s one of the top models in the world even though she is positively beastly to…

There are two types of people: masturbators and liars.