When I was 19 I knew everything, too, but I didn’t have social media to enlighten the world. Imagine the paradise we’d live in if I had a platform to share my wisdom when I was a teenager.

Counterpoint: MJ and Kobe combined to win zero championships with coaches other than Jackson.

Hopefully she says it with finger quotes. Same with “cotton candy”.

That word doesn’t mean what you think it means.

It’s the obligatory “Muguruza didn’t win, Venus lost” nonsense. She fought off three set points and won NINE straight games to close out the match. I think that’s pretty good.

His approval rating is at 36%, which sounds low, but think about it. More than ONE THIRD of the country thinks he’s doing a good job. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you supports Trump.

All those women... So many pussies to grab... And, hey, why not, it’s not as if there’s anything going on in Washington.

Tread lightly. Deadspin is all-in on video games. Because when I think of sports I think about reading about other people watching other people play video games.

He hits so many shots that leave his opponents flatfooted in shock. He hits unexpected shots from impossible angles that most mortal players wouldn’t dream of attempting. The expression on Berdych’s face made me think of Benson, the butler in “Soap” for some reason: You want me to get that?

Eh. I love me some Fleetwood Mac but I don’t care for live Lindsey. When I was a cub reporter in Washington, Mick opened a blues bar in Alexandria, Virginia. I set up an interview and ended up sitting there talking music with him for hours as various local bands auditioned for the chance to play in the club. Good…

Amazing. When they were done, they were all wearing gold-plated diapers.

I’ll admit this was better than expected, but still, for the most part it was Very Tall Men Booming Serves, which is one of the least interesting things to watch in sports.

People who are inconvenient to Putin have had an unfortunate habit of dying recently. But, as O’Brien convinces Winston Smith in 1984, 2+2=5.

Mmm... no. That’s not what I was saying. I don’t want my leader having inconvenient personages tossed out of high rises.

As a cub reporter in Washington when her hubby was president, I met Clinton three times, and I saw the Crooked Hillary meme form in real time. She is boring, bureaucratic and by the book. She lacks…

Yep, and that’s why it’s good she wasn’t elected. I want a president who GETS SHIT DONE, and by GETS SHIT DONE, I mean “whack people from the opposition”. Someone, shall we say, who is Putinesque, who possesses a certain Putinitude.

Dead.

They did sign Nick Young, the worst player in the NBA, so maybe they’re going for degree of difficulty.

Before Curry, no one had ever made 300 3's in a season. He made 400. The nerdy stat nerds at 538 determined his efficiency does not diminish with distance or volume, which should be impossible.. He is the greatest shooter of all time, and would be on any team. Thompson is the second-best shooter in the NBA and a…

Aaron Judge hit 56 HR in 1,297 AB in the minors, and 18 in 594 college AB. He has 30 at the break this year, which is TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS, YOU GUYS.

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Read this and pass it on. SO TRUE!

Love,
Dad