elimanpenguinboy
EliManPenguinBoy
elimanpenguinboy

It’s so difficult to know who to believe. Every single US agency says Russia meddled. Every day there are new and increasingly more disturbing revelations. But a serial liar says that in a secret meeting the most dangerous man in the world said he didn’t do anything. And he said it twice. So much to sort out...

Love those doll’s eyes.

White thinks the UFC is all about him. He is far too worried about his own publicity and not enough for the fighters. (The actual fighters, not these bozos.)

He spent thousands of dollars on a suit that says “I’m rich, but I’m still trash!” Nice tie tag sticking out. Jesus, what an a-hole.

Even the Golden Age of TV, there are still people who want to sit through actors cashing paychecks in formulaic sitcoms. I wonder how they vote...

Prepare to have your minds blown when Kevin crosses over (in more ways than one) and shows up in the Black Lodge in Twin Peaks and we discover that he is really BOB.

People Who Study Things estimate there are more than 3 million psychopaths in the US. So “millions of is people” not necessarily a good sign.

I would explain why you’re wrong, but I think it would be like trying to explain climate change to a Trumpanzee.

People always used to guess I was 10 or 15 years younger than my age. Now they guess my actual age. It started happening right after I had my third spinal surgery. The first two were difficult, but I was back to normal in months. The third one, on my neck, wiped me out. I swear I aged 10 years in one year.

Even on the most popular “teahouse treks” you’ll pass young girls with baskets on their backs walking the trails collecting yak dung for fuel. Even in the biggest tourist mountain villages you’ll see them making it into patties and laying it out into the sun to dry. Villages on the popular hiking routes have

Nepal is perhaps the world’s most mismanaged country. Travel, even in the populated areas, is difficult due to the wacky terrain and lack of infrastructure. Western Nepal is extremely remote. This girl’s village may not have electricity. What I’m saying is that I wonder how many people even know about this law.

Who is “we”? These people are Hindi, a religion which predates Christianity by thousands of years. Western Nepal is extremely remote and travel throughout the country, even in the tourist areas, is difficult due to the wacky terrain. If she lives in a mountain village it’s likely they don’t have electricity. You can’t

Nothing will sway the Trumpanzees. You see, he (and Trump’s campaign manager at the time and the future Secretary of Important Stuff) went there to commit treason, but they didn’t, so no harm done.

What a loving tribute from father to dad... This is what you say when you recommend someone who cleans gutters to your neighbor, not how you defend your son against allegations of treason.

I’ve heard all the stories about lottery winners who get fleeced by family and “friends”, spend all their money or find out that money doesn’t make you happy. I am willing to take that chance... If being rich makes you miserable you can always give it away.

The Trump cabal sold us out to the Russians for personal gain. Yawn. This is sooo 2016. Seriously, every day I am gobsmacked at the conversations we are having which are now normal, and worse yet, of course, the conversations we are not having. I was a reporter in Washington during the Clinton Administration so it is

Sorry, you’re just going to have to kill someone. Why do you Hate America?

You’re right, that it’s about gun laws, but I think you have it backwards. If Castile was white he would still be alive. No question. He told the officer he had a licensed firearm. At traffic stops you have to give your license (which is in your wallet) and registration (which is typically kept in the glove box).

Looks like he’s gearing up for a Trumpeachment, but he needs to go, too. He is arguably worse. Trump has no platform other than Trump, but Pence is a genuinely nutty alt-right True Believer.

Pruitt, Sessions, Zinke, Munchkin, etc. etc.