I fancy the periwinkle blue.

Mayweather is an utterly loathsome bipedal mammal but he is unquestionably the greatest defensive fighter of all time. Mayweather is not an MMA fighter, but there’s no way a head kick gets around his shoulder roll.

Mayweather may be 49-0, but he’s never faced a fighter with the lethal combination of no jab and no defense. It is entirely possible that the loudmouthed leprechaun does not land a single punch. But he’ll get a kajillion dollars, which is all he cares about. And then he’ll blow through it in five years and end up…

Logic is not a commodity in high demand these days. Any TRUE MURCAN PATRIOT knows you eat pasta right out of the box, with perhaps a sprinkling of gunpowder and sweet, sweet librul tears.

Yep, but you can’t expect people to know the main themes of a book they claim to live their lives by and are literally willing to kill for what they are pretty sure it says.

I am generally against cruelty to animals and take issue with the NRA ad encouraging gunfuckers to kill liberals, but horseshoe crabs have been around for a kajillion years. Pulling it by the tail might not be nice, but they’ll still be around when the human dies off, which I think is going to happen Thursday around…

Jeff Hornacek squeezed a surprising 48 games with a roster built for tanking in Phoenix by using an imaginative lineup that featured two point guards. Then he went to New York and was forced to run an offense that was all the rage during the last millennium. Give the guy a chance to coach and see what he can do with…

“Hold my beer.”
— Vivek Ranadivé

Yep, the most destructive force ever unleashed. Don’t get me wrong, I know religious people who devote their lives to being good people and helping others. But ascribing everything to a higher power absolves the individual of responsibility. Even the Nazis thought they were doing God’s work. In his documentary The…

Donald Trump today is the same man he was a year ago, and the same man he was 20 years ago. We have 70 years of history to work with, and at no point has he not been this guy. To paraphrase former NFL coach Dennis Green, he is who we thought he was.

Thanks for keeping the stereotype of the condescending New Yorker alive.  A quick Google search shows that I have visited at least a dozen cities that are bigger than New York. Some better, some worse. Get out. See the world. Your farts smell the same everywhere.

I agree with you in general. When I heard they were making a Han Solo movie I thought “Oh no...” When I heard Lord and Miller were making it, I thought “Oh yeah!” Now I’m back to “Oh no...” I watched the LEGO Movie when I was on sick leave recuperating from spinal surgery, and I laughed so hard I thought the screws in…

That’s helpful. Thanks. I forgot that truth and facts and common sense are on a sliding scale and change hourly according to what’s trending on social media. Let’s just go ahead and capitulate to the pro-birth movement, who oppose the abortion on religious grounds, even though ible says absolutely nothing about…

LOL. I think most people recognize the Simon and Hall cover as the definitive version.

Spare me the NYC propaganda. I’ve been there many times. It’s just a big city. Trump has been a national celebrity and a constant TV presence for decades. You don’t need to be a New Yorker to be sick of him.

As I said, the Bible says nothing about abortion, a medical practice which predates Christianity.

OMG this is brilliant. You should teach sex education. “Condoms break. Birth control pills are not 100% effective. Abstinence is not realistic. Buttfucking is the only way to be sure. It’s what Jesus would have wanted.”

The Big Two are playing arguably the best tennis of their careers... in 2017! I am looking forward to some epic battles this year.

You mean having a big serve and absolutely nothing else isn’t enough against a top-tier player? Dear Lord, how I hate watching Tall Man matches.

He had arguably the greatest season ever for a men’s tennis player. Now I wonder if he will ever win another tournament.