You’re lucky you didn’t meet him while he was filming Gangs of New York.

I would like to comment, but before I do, someone please remind me of what color her skin is.

The Second Amendment, Stand Your Ground and Open Carry only apply to TRUE MURCAN PATRIOTS. If you’re white, you can parade around in full military kit. If you’re black, you can get murdered on camera for selling cigarettes. USA! USA! USA!

Overrated?

Coaches ream out assistants but I can’t remember Saban ever blowing up like this. Granted, I haven’t watched every minute of every game, but anything he does which contradicts his “coaching savant” persona tends to make news.

It all makes sense when you discover each copy comes with a free box of crayons. The brownish colors are all in the back of the box.

Yep, one of my favorites and, you’re right, it’s been timely for over 2,000 years.

Leave and do what? For those of his ilk, this is all they’ve got. They’ve got to somehow fill the time between masturbation sessions.

Good catch. I was reading it in translation. I believe that’s from the Book of Cartman: “Woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies.” Not the same quote, but equally classic:

Yep, it was chickenshit and dumb. Other than that, great baseball!

In general, I’m against retaliatory plunkings, but this is just chickenshit. Hedges has a bruised thigh. Give Rizzo a bruised thigh.

I read the latest version of the Republican Bible. I have taken the time to transcribe the entire book.

God hates fags.

The internet is the not right place for this. I wish people would leave their intolerance outside the internet.

I think we tend to discount McConnell because of his unfortunate appearance and way of speaking. Don’t you worry, Senator Turtle knows exactly what he’s doing. This is a guy who said “One of my proudest moments was when I told Obama, ‘You will not fill this Supreme Court vacancy’”. He’s received over $1.5 million from…

Alligator? No problem. Pregnant woman? I’M SKEERT, Y’ALL.

Easy now, they were considered fashionable in the previous millennium.

He looks like Devin Nunes in a funhouse mirror and even has that guilty “Who me?” look on his face.

I know, right? And all they have to show for it is three straight Finals appearances and a championship against the greatest team of all time.