Three straight Finals trips seems ok to me.

They have to keep the doors closed so they can clearly hear the instructions from their overseers, the Koch brothers.

There’s no daddy in this picture, so this girl would not be eligible for McConnacare, because of her pre-existing condition. She’s obviously a whore.

If he’d killed a white girl, he’d be the Bad Hombre poster boy. But because his victim was Muslim, he’s getting the white MURCAN treatment. It’s all about your spot in the pantheon of minorities. (See: Zimmerman, George)

The same with relationships. My girlfriend and I mutually agreed to part ways because I wasn’t happy that her career was putting a strain on our relationship, and she expressed her hope that I would get mauled to death by a pack of rabid dogs. Sometimes it’s difficult to find common ground.

It was noted in the aftermath of the ship collision that we still do not have an ambassador to Japan or a Secretary of the Navy. I wonder which one Kanye will get...

It reminds me of this case, in which a Dutch woman was arrested for adultery in Qatar after she was raped. And if you think I’m drawing a line between the Trump Administration and Muslim hardliners, you’re goddamn right I am.

Why disband the only government office which seems to be working! I’m joking, of course. I would imagine there’s a pretty strong overlap between ICE agents and TRUE MURCAN PATRIOTS. They are far too enthusiastic about doing their jobs. They’re like TSA on steroids. (And I mean literally on steroids.)

At the end of the play, Brutus appeals to the crowd’s reason. Antony uses reverse psychology to play on their fears. The crowd riots and Brutus flees. So the play is just like what’s happening now, only the exact opposite. I’m shocked, shocked, I say, that the Trump supporters who are fans of Shakespeare missed this…

I want to see a Trump-themed King Lear, in which he divides up his kingdom among his children by giving everything to Ivanka.

Exactly. As I said in another comment, the Trumpanzees have no idea what liberal actually means. All they know is has something to do with gays and blacks and abortions.

Sean Hannity claims he is a victim of “liberal fascists”, or “left-wing ultra-right-wingers”. How can you argue with people who are so proudly uninformed? If you wade into the cesspool of right-wing comment sections, you’ll see that LIBRUL is an insult along the lines of “doodyhead”. It’s just a bad thing to say about…

The ethnic groups are not confined by national borders (which is true just about everywhere) so culturally the Catalan and Basque people on the Spain/France divide have more in common culturally than they do with their countrymen. Catalonia banned bullfighting, only to have the ban overturned at the federal level. The…

It seemed pretty clearly foul, which in a way makes the play more impressive. He stuck with it and threw the runner out on a ball from the bleachers on a foul ball.

I yield to no man in my admiration of Machado, but the batter might have been dogging it because he thought it was foul, which it appeared to be. Or he could have thought, “I’ve seen the highlights. I know how this story ends.”

Don’t feed the trolls, Diana. Your reporting on these cases is nothing short of heroic. “every article has been like this”?

No, there is most certainly not an argument that people should bear the cost of their own health care in the United States, especially not when the industry is controlled by Big Pharma, malpractice lawyers and insurance companies. I’ve been overseas since 2009 and foreigners are baffled at MURCANS who think universal…

A mentally ill man with a history of violence legally obtained guns to shoot a congressman who voted against a bill which would have prevented a mentally ill man with a history of violence from legally obtaining a gun. Other than that, great point.

We’ve gone waayyyyyy past the point where this can be called discourse. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you supports the president. One-THIRD of the population thinks he’s doing a good job. This is not about politics or ideology or even race at this point. These are fundamentally damaged people. There is…

You believe “taking away people’s health care so that wealthy people can have a tax cut” is a civil position. Gotcha. There’s a reason the Senate is writing their bill in secret... Enjoy the Kool-Aid.