The Ward-Kovalev rematch is tonight, pitting two of the best five or so fighters in the world against each other after a close and controversial win by Ward in the first fight. This should be the top sports story of the day. But no, it’s this freak show.

Can we all agree to just ignore this? (I know I’m posting this…

The Ward-Kovalev rematch is tonight, pitting two of the best five or so fighters in the world against each other after a close and controversial win by Ward in the first fight. This should be the top sports story of the day. But no, it’s this freak show.

Can we all agree to just ignore this? (I know I’m posting this…

In that case, every day is Father’s Day for the Trumps.

We laugh at Ted Cruz, but he is the living embodiment of the disaster we find ourselves in. Every person in the solar system hates this guy, even his own family, but the good people of Texas voted to send his vaguely humanoid carapace to the US Senate. The problem, as I’ve said a kajillion times, is not the…

Gee, I wonder where she learned that kind of behavior...

I don’t think either of Eric, Donald Jr., Ivanka or Jared’s parents told them that. I think they got the same advice Russell Ziskey got in “Stripes”:

Precisely my point. It’s not news, it’s a freak show. But by putting him on TV they are legitimizing him. The Trumpanzees can say “Cletus, I done seen on the TV where this feller on CNN was sayin’...”

You can bet your ass that’s how he referred to our previous president behind closed doors.

The media is still dancing around the whole Russia thing, as you said, this goes way back. What is in the public record is actionable. They’re not exactly subtle, these Trumps... At this point they could be walking around in pink tshirts that say I’M WITH PUTIN and the LIBRUL RAGS would still be talking about if there…

This is indeed shocking. Donald Trump knows another black person!

Now that Trump has turned on the light so we can see all the cockroaches, I think we’ll see voters being more honest in their opposition to Harris and other women and minorities who run. Which will be a refreshing change from all the coded language we saw during the Obama years. It was obvious at the time but it’s…

For the love of God, why is Jeffrey Lord on TV? I can’t take CNN seriously when they give airtime to someone who is genuinely insane. 

He behaved like a US senator from Texas.

Yeah, but she’s a black woman, which “trumps” all of that.

I see where you’re going with this. They are both sets of people who have their minds made up and absolutely will not be swayed. They are also people who view an attack on their guy as an attack on them. They are people who have invested a lot of time, money and emotion in an irredeemable hero. But I doubt there’s…

Lemme guess:Is his lawyer a homosexual black woman? No... Then I’m stumped.

The real joke here is that Turnbull is Trump Lite. I have an Aussie friend who jokes that Australia is auditioning to become the 51st state.

But they’re dead because Putin had them thrown down a mine shaft, so...

I think paranoia is a necessary component of staying in power. He’s also a former spy, so that’s how he’s wired. But he is a formidable man. From an intellectual standpoint, his all-out cyberwar on the West is simply awesome. From an American standpoint, it’s terrifying. He’s playing multi-dimensional chess while our…

Putin is so stoic and inscrutably, but I picture him rolling around on the Kremlin floor, giggling so hard he can’t breathe when he watches Trump.